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4 months ago: INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 05: Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots chats with his wife Gisele Bundchen after losing to the New York Giants by a score of 21-17 in Super Bowl XLVI at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 5, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)
We've all seen the commercial, the one where the Super MVP, this year Eli Manning, declares that he is heading to Disney World. Then we all get to see scenes of the MVP hanging out with Mickey Mouse during a parade. It happens every year, and it's actually a highlight for the MVP.
But, this year, there's a twist. Not for Manning, for bot the New England Patriots. When the New York Giants won Super Bowl XLVI, they got to raise the Lombardi Trophy and get a parade through New York City. But, apparently, the Patriots are getting some things more.

The entire team is being invited to go to Aruba. The Aruba Tourism Authority has decided to send out the invitations for every member of the Super Bowl runners-up. According to a press released, first noticed by USA Today, the ATA writes:
"While only the MVP of the winning club has the opportunity to jet off to another well-known destination, Aruba is making the offer to the entire New England squad.
"We want to acknowledge and celebrate the hard work, dedication and season-long success of the team, despite their loss. We believe there is no better place to recover after a loss than Aruba. After all, we are known as 'One Happy Island.'"
While it's not a guarantee that any of the Patriots will take Aruba up on the offer, it's not a bad plan by the country. And, it wouldn't be a bad way for the Patriots to get away from everything and relax after the season. Well, as long as Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen don't fly out to the island with any of the Patriots receivers.
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Man...
Brady always finds a way to be golden. You get Disney world? Cool, we’ll take Aruba. Damn you Henne!
PhinNomenol! - February 8, 2012 via Android app
A little off topic but i'm gonna throw this out there....
Am I the only one who thinks that Giselle Bundchen really isn’t all that attractive? I probably am, but I just don’t see anything all that hot about her…
Brantner78 - February 8, 2012
It's like any of these "super models"
If they are not in make- up or with not getting there best features highlighted, they can look quite plain. most of them have really strong facial features that make them so photogenic. Still I wouldn’t kick here out of bed for eating crackers. :)
Northern Fin Fan - February 8, 2012
And also, for the record
I wouldn’t wake up next to her in the morning unless I was REALLY drunk the night before. Not just regular drunk, I’m talking having-a-shot-race-down-the-length-of-a-bar-table-alternating-every-white-and-brown-liquor (and winning) drunk!
Those cheekbones make her look like she was previously a man, possibly pre op still. And that nose! Man, she could put an eye out with that thing. If I saw her in a bar, I’d laugh hysterically.
PhinNomenol! - February 8, 2012 via Android app
For the record....
you are NOT the only one lol
PhinNomenol! - February 8, 2012 via Android app
I agree. They are based on features and being way too tall and way too skinny.
It works when they are all made up with the right lighting and all but some are not that hot in person. Some still are but many I just think meh when I see them.
texascowpunk - February 8, 2012
THANK YOU!!
Glad I’m not the only one that finds absolutely nothing remotely attractive about this woman! As a matter of fact..look at the pic in this posting of her..would you really wanna wake up every morning with that horse face looking you in the eyes like that?? You can tell in the pic that Crybrady lives a rough life at home..just sayin…
MiamiPdMachine - February 8, 2012 via mobile
Anyone remember when Alec Baldwin contorted his face to scare away the family in Beetlejuice?
Yeah, she reminds me of that…..
Brantner78 - February 8, 2012
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