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Monday Night Random Live Thread: Favorite 80's Comedy

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So we have decided, well I have decided based on some suggestions (feel free to email any others you might have), that Monday's will be a movie based theme. With that in mind my question for the night is what is your all time favorite 80's comedy? I realize some of you were not even alive in the 80's but we all for sure have a comedy from that decade that we love. For some of us that is a very long list. What is your favorite movie of the 80's? Mine is in the clip below.

Also starting tomorrow morning we well be starting a new day time open thread. These will run Monday through Friday on non holiday work days. The concept as in the past with day time open/live thread is it's a place for people to come and talk about whatever during the work day. As with the evening live threads these need to be kept as PG as possible.

So tell us, what is your choice of movie (Favorite 80's Comedy)?

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Airplane!
Excellent choice.

Rodger Rodger!

The air we breeth is no longer the same, i haft to smell & i'm addicked to airline fuel!
beav !!!! now it's a party !!!
Sup tona!
same old beav, hanging out trying to clear the cobwebs of my 80's comedy movie archives
He heheheh that could get involved!
Who ya gonna call

GHOSTBUSTERS!!

Also found out my senior quote was approved

Its my sig, and will be so forever! …. Or until I get bored with it

Platoon

with ‘Alien’ a close second.

Those are comedy's?
Haven't you seen the dinner scene in Aliens

Hilarious

Yeah not so much. I think people just fail to read.
Youre right....didnt read 'comedy'

Just thought of best movies. my bad……..again.

LOL No worries. I was thinking "Man this guy is different/off if he thinks Platoon is a comedy".

But yes its a great movie with out a doubt.

No way was Platoon a fun movie to watch. It was hard for many of us.

But on a lighter note and in keeping with the thread, I’ll suggest any one of Chevy Chase’s ‘Vacation’ flicks.

The first and Christmas are both classics. The others are throw away IMO.
'Christmas' was the best one

Randy Quaid’s redneck brother-in-law was classic

I rate it second but I love them both.
lol wait i thought they were blood?
lol platoon is not a comedy but it was an awesome movie except when william dafoe gets shot lol
LOL Dafoe is awesome.
yeah he is an underrated actor........lol funny role in boondock saints. "wtf are you doing? cuddling. what a fag" there in quotes so i hope i don't get in trouble lol
No your good.
you know what part i'm talking about right?
I do. One of my sons favorite movies. I have seen it a hundred times.
lol that scene is just extremely funny cause he's a flamer himself lol
Sure but lets not use the term flamer on the site.
oh my bad
wait is that an offensive term? to the gay community?
yes and you hurt my feelings, Now ALpha is coming for you
lol my bad i didn't know. none of my gay friends ever got offended with words like that a queen, bear and other terms lol
to late he is on his way
i'll be waiting......oiled up and ready to go, now only if i can find that banana hammock?..........lol jk jk
HAHA he will bring one, most likley not clean though
the 80s produced the best movies

die hard is the best…THE ORIGINAL

Favorite 80's comedy not action flick.
And more importantly Raiders of the lost ark is the greatest action movie from the 80's
Perhaps. Thats a discussion for another time. See where this is going?

Come on guys, I am thin on material do not use it all up in one post.

That was a funny action flick...
o you said comedys

in that case…the breakfast club, or weekend at bernies…THE ORIGINAL

Breakfast Club is an all time classic.
hey tcp, how are ya bud?

my choice: better off dead with john cusack

Well sir and you? Also nice choice.
im good too, its been awhile.

i thought full metal jacket was hilarious until the drill sargeant was killed. the movie ended right there. the res of the moviet was pointless.

Yeah also not a comedy.
i know, but it was funny as hell,imo. oh well.
LOL Tex I like you but I also worry much about you.
lmao!

you worry about me? im not sure if i should be flattered or greatly disturbed by that comment! lol!

Its not meant to offend.
i know it, just ribbing you bud.

i like your style bro.

I gotta go with Coming to America
Oh another classic and very funny.
harlem nights is funny too, but that might have been in the early 90's.
It was from 1989 so it qualifies.
alright
You need an avatar bro.
i know it,

someone here is an expert at it. i need to find this guy.

Yeah he is not around much.
Natural Born Killers
Not really a comedy and not really from the 80's so I will not allow it.
Another good one Gremlins

Pheobe Cates. :)

Good one. Also any time you can look at Pheobe Cates is a good time.
that movie was awesome lol
Revenge of the Nerds
Yes another classic.
Good movie but...

Why wasn’t the lead need arrested for basically raping the head cheerleader

he was on robot chicken lol
Thank god

Now if only we can get Big Ben

lol that'd be awesome

great choice

ok this isn't fair, i can't really think of an 80's comedy..........meatballs?
There are so many. Just think of John Hughes films. Some were from the 90's but many from the 80's.
lol i meant the movie meatballs lol u know the camp one?
Yeah I know it. Bill Murray.
yeah, that was the eighties right?
Actually its from 1979.
:( see this is why this is not fair lol i was born in 88!!!
I was 9 when it came out. What do I know?
lol again thats not fair either lol
I know. I am all torn up over it.
ya ya ya i can sense the sarcasm lol
The line up was amazing!

Directed by one of my favorites Oliver Stone.
Featuring Woody Harrelson, Robert Downey Jr.
Juliette Lewis and the Tommy Lee Jones.

Yes but it has nothing to do with the question asked. It was good though.
Lol, I missed the comedy part.
LOL Also from the 80's. NBK was from the 90's.
the naked gun.

the first one was in the 80’s

Tough one

Bill and Ted is up there. Revenge of the Nerds is definitely up there. Spinal Tap is in my top five.

Tex, remember when we watched "Just One of the Guys"?
i like that movie. she was hot!
Yes and then I realized how weird that will sound to everyone else.
Ahhhhh....

They make such a cute couple.

wait what? are u a girl mosul?
LOL I knew someone was going to say some shit. Leave it to our fearless leader.
lol

I try.

LOL its all good. It's nice to see the head guy on one of these sites actually be interactive and not like

the wizzard in oz.

lol
It was one of the 2 a.m. films on AMC

Her brother in that movie cracks me up. The stereotypical horny ’80s teenager.

My favorite line from Fletch

When he walks into Tim Matheson’s library and says, “I like what you’ve done with the garage here.”

Spinal Tap is epic.
dude!!!! like whoa!!!!
the naked gun movies are some of my all time favorites!

“do you gamble mr drebin?”
“everytime i eat out.”this stuff is hilarious!

My top choice was taken already (Ghostbusters)

So I will throw out:

Back to the Future
Caddyshack
Beetlejuice

Yes all are good especially Caddyshack.
When was Stripes made?

Late 70s or early 80s?

Because that’s another good one.

Just checked. 81.
I could've told you that

“Lighten up, Francis.”

Woe that's heavy man

When this baby hits 88 miles, your gonna see some serious shit

Beetlejuice is amazing

BttF is another fave of mine.

"Tell me this, future boy: who is president in 1955?"

“Ronald Reagan”

“Ronald Reagan!? The actor!? I suppose Who’s vice president, Jerry Lewis!?”

The fact I didn't say bttf really upsets me
My favorite comedy from the 80's was the Pats season. Lol.

But, I wasn’t born until Marino’s rookie season. So as you can see, that was a special year in Florida ’84

what's up all

Ghostbusters for sure

Also Jaws 3D

Trust me it’s a joke

Lea Thompson is hot in the film

Also, the dolphins kicking the crap out of Great White is always hilarious.

The great white*

Shark, not the band.

eww, Thompson is like 60
She hasn't been 60 her whole career
true that

I just don’t find women old enough to be my grandmother attractive

Depends on the grandma
unless she wears depends
lmao!!! the bowflex grandma was hot lol
Give me the wears the beef lady

She knew what she was talking about

Lmfao
GILF?
Grandma I want to finger

Bang bang

lol u know like m.i.l.f
there are hundred of milfs

Gilfs? Not too many

exactly which makes bagging one that much more special lol. milfs are easy, but gilf, now thats a hard find kinda like a unicorn or yetti lol but somewhere out there i'll find me one and bed it lol
I have bedded a Aunt !! We will leave it at that
blood or thru marriage? or a friends aunt? cause i did the 3rd one, a sister in laws sister, a cousins girlfriend, a best friends ex, an enemies girlfriend. a girlfriends sister/cousin/aunt/mom/best friend, i'm forgetting some lol
Baby Mommas Aunt while she was prego, going to hell for that I am sure
We can share a room
good I am sure we wont be alone, needless to say we are not together
It's not a choice: it's hell.
We will get good tans there, Im in need of one
not me, i have the perfect skin tone year round ^_^
I kinda do also, I think, Texy-Pooh says my legs are dreamy!!
lol mine are better........he told me so.......lol jk jk
haha
how much can you squat?
he like mine for the tone and skin tone
I have a nice tan skin tone all the time.
well i can beat that too lol
but you said you liked mine better, now Im crying agian
I never.........
Lair your just like all the other men, I will not handle this well, you know its hard for me to let things go
well mine are still prettier lol
and younger
yeah younger for sure
lol how old r u? wait are u a female?
why are you intrested
how big a boy are you
Tex

time to step in before dave whores himself out lol?

No he can do as he wishes.

Hes a big boy.

what now Im fat Texy-pooh, now we have a problem, come get your stuff out of my closet tonight or you can find it at the curb
please take the lovers quarrel elsewhere thanks
and i'm 6'2
im 6'1' with long flowing hair
so ur a guy?
did you wacth Old Greg
lol are you saying you have a mangina dave?
Im OLD gregggg you have seen my down stair mixup
lol no and I dont want to
maybe you will end up like Curly Robinson
lol curly jefferson you mean
I will give you the funk
I like games Love games!!
lol seen it before lol
lol no i'm married lol
lol so is dave i think
lol who is dave?
you tube old Greg and thats me
that is a good question "WHO IS DAVE?
lmao ok im blonda right now
21dave

do you not read screennames lol?

he or she is a myth like Kiser Sosa
btw what the hell do 6 strongs and spinner in your sig line mean?
Six Strings is Keith and Spinner is Nicky.
Keith is 6 stings cause he plays the the arm rocket, and Nicky is spinner , thats a long story from about 7 months ago when you checked out after we started to win a few a games
lol I didnt check out

I “preserved my sanity” lol

why is nick spinner? I got time haha

Do you not know what a

“Spinner” is Bacon? If you do then think about it and it will come to you.

LMAO

it just clicked

thats the best nm of all time

does he know about this lol?

It is the best nick name EVER!
lol it really is
can we give him a matty award for this lol?
You can nominate him for one.
lol but he has to be for that nickname
hey I come up with some good stuff now and then, I working on one forAlpha
Perv Man was a good start

but you can do better.

LMAO

thats amazeballs

I know TexasBastard, I will not let you down like you did to me
I wanted to do something with Sandusky but its to soon
lol wheres mine?

Im really tired of being referred to as a monkey lol

something about someone once thought he was a girl

and he is small so I said he would have been a spinner, and I just ran with it

And Tex's name was Texy-Pooh befor e he dumped me, now it will be the Texas bastard
LOL Funny but given the alternative I can live with that.
lol when did you get so friendly with the men on this site dave?
when The TexasBastard dumped me
yeah thats pretty bad lol
lol watch debbie does dallas and that'll change.........can't believe i was ten when i first watched that movie lol
Anish I thought for sure that you had the hots for Betty White? Shes a very nice lady you know!
oh yeah, definitely, Betty white is amazingly hot

50 years ago

LOL Yes she was quite a piece back in the day.
I'd still hit it
Well sure you would.
unfortunately, I wasn't alive in that day

But yeah, I’ve seen pics

lol i'd do her just cause she's a legend lol
69 with her if your a true man
yeah now thats an other story, lol but i wouldn't
spies like us, the three amigos.
LOL 3 Amigos is great.
i like that one too
those were great also
btw

Daytime live thread = AMAZING idea

I was born in 94.....
Yes I addressed that. We all have favorites from a previous era.
maybe I should read more than the title haha.
LOL Yes. It helps.

How have you been bro? Stop being a stranger by the way!

I'm still around just don't comme as much I'm busy now a days.

I’m doing good though. how about your self?

Oh and since I love movies and all.

Who wins this fight?
Rocky or Rambo?
I vote Rambo.
Although Rocky would put up a great fight versus the War vet’.

rocky!
rambo!!! he'll get one of those explosive arrows and stab rock with it lol
Rambo would kill rocky with a leaf and a tooth pick
The first Rambo, the cool one?

Also are they boxing or is it a street fight?

Toss up, Ghostbusters,Coming to America,Harlem Nights,Fletch,Trading Places hard to say there was a ton back then!!
LOL Eddie Murphy heavy there. Of course thats not a bad thing back then. Not so great now.
DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah he of course gets a pass for the voice overs in the middle of the rest of that pile of crap that he has made.
Now he is not so hot, but back then he was hungry
RIchard Pryors Which way is up was awesome
Nice one with Trading Places.
lol. I love when that guy is in the phone booth and pauses his call so he can tell that girl to fuck off

I die of laughter during that scene.

one crazy summer
LOL

The chili-on-the-beach scene kills me every time.

yeah, that was funny.
i never really was a fan fan of the police academy movies.
wonder why fan is in there twice, hmm......
WHAT!?

The first Police Academy film is hilarious.

i could never get into the steve guttenberg films
The best guy is Michael Winslow
What?

Steve Gutenberg is the greatest actor of our generation!

Why Do you have a sarcasm box

That is a true state mate

Yeah not so much.

Also Teen Wolf is the greatest movie of all time!

Teen Wolf rocked
How about Just One of The Guys
omg howd i forget those lol i loved those movies
r.i.p hightower
Caddyshack,Back to the Future also were good
Hello Mcfly

Why make like a tree, and get out of here

spaceballs
History of the World-Part 1
Spaceballs is an incredible film

“May the schwartz be with you!”

lol
"comb the desert"
lol. I didn't understand that scene when I was a kid

With the afro pick.

lmao!

“we aint found shit”

Damn!

Completely forgot about Spaceballs.

Classic.

lol "mine is bigger then yours"
I shall return in approximately an hour

Peace out for now!

or not!

Apparently I finished my homework somewhere in the last 3 days without me knowing, lol

it happens i've been there before lol
clint eastwood in any which way you can and any which way but loose.

those black widows were funny.

The Black widows.. Killed more men then cancer
haha!

were the black widows, feared throughtout the land!

top secret with val kilmer.

“you better get outta here, or your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats at a tampon factory” classic!

Wierd Science
Classic Hughes again.
Karate Kid
Is that a comedy?
ANything with the horrid Ralph Machio is funny !! Worst actor ever
Sweep the leg. You got a problem with that. Sweep the leg
Street fight. Sorry I'm cooking.
I no longer have a cook and a dish washer. Grr.
lol don't you mean what are those things called.....oh yeah a woman?
Lol exactly bro ;)
lol, my wife will kill me or laugh if she read what i just typed lol
Lol, now Nete88 don't go breaking your appliances.

They come in handy.

right, especially when u have that spot u just cant inch lol
16 candles, Breakfast Club
howard the duck, ferris beuhlers day off.
AAWWEESSOOMMEE!!! Both of them
K9 Cop, and Tunner and Hooch
I should hit you for turner & hooch

Instead I’m gonna beat up Tom hanks

short circuit 1 & 2. mannequinn
Damn it , Stop out doing me
lol, sorry bout that
Revenge of the Nerds
Already mentioned.
lol... Tex, your movie selection is epic.
thanks, watched every single one.
Yours too TCP!
beverly hills cop
i was gonna say that but i went with meatballs.....how has no one said animal house?
Because Animal House is from 1978
what was the name of the movie the had Chevy Chase snorting the Huge line of coke at the end
modern problems?
yes funny movie
Where the Buffalo Roam?
never mind thats bill murray
amazon women on the moon, uhf, stay tuned, problem child
problem child is awesome!
amazon women on the moon was funny.
Howard the duck was my favorite lol good one texphin
Boom Charlie Browns Christmas and The Baby New Year, and the Grinch!
My choice:

Coach

Is that a movie?
you don't know Coach?
The TV show?
yes
I do but that was not the question!
no it's not a movie...
But thats what we are discussing.
I missed the movie part...my bad

Airplane

LOL I am just giving you a hard time bro.
I'm so doped up on meds lol

doc has got me taking a few pills for this freaking head cold that refuses to go away.

I can’t think straight lol

Your good.
no i'm not lol
Well you know what I mean.
Try my old cocktail, a Vicoden, Ambien,Soma, and 3 advil PM great night of sleep

That was before the surgery
Now just advil and Ambien

lol that sounds like itd kill me!!!
Dont do this dude. Dave is lucky to be alive.
It is what I had to do to sleep for real, scarey , I wouild never want anyone to try it, but when your in pain you will try anything
for a head cold, honestly, Niquil , Vitiam, extra vitiam C and and Tylenol pm that is a safe one and a good one
im gonna git you sucka!
90's^^
really? i thought it was in 89. oh well.
No it was from 1988 and an epic movie.
keenen ivory wayans!!! lol that toe looked nasty
lol. kung fu joe!
the pimp shoes was the best
lol with thw aquriums lol classic
Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
Hi there

What do you need

Andrew Luck lol
I'll give you Tannehill, and a bunch of Zombies for no reason at all
Jeane Claude Van Damn Movies were just funny
now i resent that.......lol seriously, if not for all those movies i wouldn't have ever got into muay thai kickboxing.
Above the Law was better then all his movies wraped up in one
i don't remember that one refresh my memory?
first Steven Segal movie
oh ok. bloodsport!!!
repossessed with leslie nielson and linda blair
cheech and chongs next movie !!
no, the first was better.
agreed but it was made in 1978
Airplane!

Family Matters, Rosanne. the Simpsons….

Those are not all movies!
I got a good one: IT

Btw go read the book it’s really good

I cant see how you all didnt like Harlem Knights
i love that movie
loved harlem nights , redd foxx is funny as hell in that
history of the world part 1
real men with john ritter and james belushi
Since this is "random thread" please answer this last question for me.
Who has the all around better athlete the NFL or NBA?

Size, speed, and talent?
My friend and I, would like to end this debate.
I’ll tell you my answer after.

All around NFL
Bigger , Faster, Stronger and can do more, NBA is better with hand eye cordination for sure
ah in a way i guess
peewee's big adventure, big top peewee.
great movie for the "buzzing " days .
Earnest go to Camp!!!
i resent that!!! sadly my first name is ernest and put up with alot of shit lol
lol
well when i was a kid lol, nowadays i dont hear it except one time in jail lol
we would get baked and watch that movie whenever he would do EWWWE we would die laughing
i miss getting baked lol
ugh, I dont at all
y not?
to much back then, hell I was high for 7 years like 13-20 or more
lol 14-20 for me then probation hit :( but i'll be done with that soon!!!
earnest wilford? ? haha
? wat
the WR from 08 who produced nothing the whole year.
lol yeah no thats not me lol
finster had some great earnest goes to.... jokes that year.
Can't believe nobody mentioned,....

WEIRD SCIENCE !

So many good ones to choose from,….

I love how they transform Chet into a giant turd
I know. After that movie I could NEVER take Chet seriously.

It was always, “Why is Chet going in to space?”, “Why is Chet chasing tornadoes?” and “Why does Chet have so many wives?”.

it was mentioned
It was mentioned.
saw that after I doubled back,....
did someone get the blues brothers already !
Thanks exactly what I said NFL.
Used Cars,....

Kurt Russell was funny as hell,…

splash, the great outdoors.
Where the Buffalo Roam starring Bill Murray,......

Super funny !!!

I said Desean Jackson would smoke CP3 in a foot race.

Ginn and Rondo would be a photo finish.

lol ginn would smoke rondo, but rondo can catch lol
Lmao oooo
i still miss me some ginn thou. it was a mistake they let him go since he's so fast, him and marshall could've took heat of eachother
bustin loose , with richard pryor
Lebron is the biggest baddest man in the NBA, But he would be out done in the NFL by 20 players for sure
no he's not lol
Heyyyyy-ohhhhhh thanks 21 and give me an example like LBJ vs. ? JerMichael Finleyn Vernon D.
OK Junior Seau in his prime
JT in his prime, LT , Daunte was a freak aslo
compare size for size, take Reggie WHite and Howie Long there speed at there size was sick
you say that

im not even a heat fan but geez the guy is literally a once in a lifetime athlete. No matter what he had chosen to play

Agree, Lebron is a freak and could play Football Im sure he is the complete package, but the NFL is full of complete packages
well thats true

but so is basketball these days….football has more athletic talent overall at the top imo

i just cant imagine a TE version of LeBron whos been playing it his whole life NOT be at least the current best TE in the leage #fuckrobgronkwoski

who the Falcons TE thats been in the league for ever
gonzo?

he might be the best player still playin (or thebest ever) but LeBron TE version would be better as of right now

yeah but take prime for prime, good match, Gonzo is what 35 now
yeah well like I said Gonzo is the best ever imo

IDk if LeBron wouldve been best ever but he might have been

certainly possible with how much of a freak he is

Lebron would be like Andre Johnson or even a young TO, or Megatron
How's his route running? He for sure can catch a ball and run and is physical but its those

little things that separate an Andre Johnson from all the other guys will all of the measurable’s coming out of college.

I assume if Lebron played football his whole life it wouldnt be an issue

he just so damn athletic and smart (at least sportswise) that I think he wouldve dominated football as well

Possibly.

Plenty of guys that are super athletic and smart suck at one sport but wind up doing well in another.

thats true

I just think Lebron is in his own class in terms of athletic ability

But you never know. Maybe he is one of those few that found the right sport for himself to

dominate. Look at MJ trying to play baseball for example. He did not lack athletic ability but he was for sure below average at baseball.

yeah i know

im just saying that if i were bettin on it; id go with him killin it in the nfl

Yeah I think the transition to the NFL is easier.

People dismiss baseball but the skill of playing, especially hitting is not a skill that many can master at that level no matter how good an athlete or how smart you are. Bo was possibly the only one to do it and be a true STAR in both sports. D. Sanders played both but he was average to below average at the MLB level for much of his time there.

agreed

people also forget that most nba teams have 14 or 15 guys on the roster and thats it…and usually the last handful hardly ever play

same goes for baseball, alot of people nowadays have no appreciation for how hard baseball players work

I have also read the theory thought that there are dozens if not hundreds

of guys out there that play basketball in the inner cities that could play at the NBA level but never get a legit shot.

I imagine the same goes for football. Baseball I doubt as there are so many levels out there and if you want to play you play and if you are good enough someone will find you.

yeah i agree

baseball is the easiest one to get a shot with

cuz if you have talent and potential someone will spend a 78th round pick on you and send you to single A for 3 years lol

Yeah and there are sooooo many levels and leagues and foreign

leagues and the MLB teams are out there searching them all. I doubt the NBA is out there scouting the guys that are say 20 but not smart enough to go to college or whatever and are killing it down at the Y with total NBA level talent.

no way

especially in todays nba where you need to have at least one all star and at least another fringe all star to be any kind of relevant

But if you talk to a lot of NBA guys the swear the talent is

out there. There is just no real system to go out and get it and nourish it. Same thing with the NFL. If your a stud HS player but maybe have shit grades you might be lucky enough to go to Jr. College and play. Then you might be lucky enough to get noticed there but you still have to have the grades and scores to go on to the higher level. Somewhere along the line players that could have very well developed at the next level fall thought he cracks. Its not like its a bunch of QB’s or anything but there are for sure some guys out there that could play at the NFL level if given the chance to develop.

Thats an interesting thought

The nba could start with expanding the d league and making it a true farm system

i would also support allowing high school kids to sign with or get drafted into farm teams and have to play there for a year (cuz this whole must play a year in college is part of the issue of not getting the talent because baseball has zero issues such as that)

Yeah and I still think that the NFL needs a

minor/developmental league and I swear it could be done if you did it right. I am actually going to redo my old post on that subject and repost it at some point here in the off season.

you should

i think it would be a big hit personally

more football and the nfl can leave the season alone and make more money lol

id root for the dolphins minor league teams and follow them just like I do woth Toros and all the Astros affiliates

I know and the arugement is that it would not work

but if minor league baseball works with a full schedule and $3 tickets then they can make it work with the NFL. Plus the NFL does not have to make money off of these teams but they still would find a way.

no joke

plus PEOPLE WOULD WATCH hellooooo NFL

wouldnt you be all over it?

And there are enough die hard fans of each team that we would follow.

Also each minor league NFL team would be made up of players from 2 clubs with extra players with no affiliations to fill out rosters if n.

For example Michael Dell could own 50% of the Austin franchise. The other half could be split between the Cowboys and the Texan as to ownership.

And they could play mid week. Like Tuesdays and Wednesdays
that would also be awesome
Yeah some people propose that

they play when the NFL plays but that would never work. If you develop a kid you can not have him play a full season in D league and then a full one in the NFL. They would freaking be dead.

yeah they could at least approach it NBA style just to get it off the ground

and its not there wouldnt be plenty of places to play

i dont see the issue lol

Its easy. Dolphins and Tampa have

a team in Orlando. Jag and Falcons have one in Savannah and so on and so forth. One NFC and one AFC team per minor league team.

I should write my story and then

email the link to Goodell.

think he will read it!
Probably not but you never know.
Thats what they said in the late 70's but.......!
Lets be honest though ...

What is UM? Is that not a NFL minor league team? Even guys committing this year are talking about giving the Hurricanes 3-4 years… How many of us think it will actually be 4 years? All they need to do really is start paying them… And just let the Dolphins, Bucs and even the Jags(can’t believe I am saying this) first crack at guys from UM, FSU, UF, USF, UCF…. I would be really happy with that arrangement… who needs a draft then…

I mean... they don't even really care that UM might not go to a Bowl Game...

The NCAA is a big joke… The reason you go to college is to get drafted in the NFL… If you punish a team that puts more players in the NFL than any other team… what are you really proving? That you have no real power whatsoever… just give in and let players get paid… they can’t hold a job anyway… your rules suck and they are outdated… give it up…

Texas used too be a powerhouse!
yeah...

but look at how well UM did this year…

And yet they still turn out talent.

They will be fine in a couple of years.

Yeah this that & the otherPaul Bryant started it al!
Never going to happen.

And while the NFL will never admit it, yes they use college ball like their minor leagues. To get them to do something different you have to show them a way that they can make a buck with it. I think in merch alone they make a profit. Then there is the TV revenues. Nothing like what the NFL gets but they would make some money even if they only sold it to the local FOX sports outlets around the country.

If they wanted to...

They could get rid of college football altogether… How many of those kids go to college for an education in anything but football. If you had a farm league for the NFL, all the good players would be there and not college…

Well that is never going to happen.

Too much money to be made.

Why dont we start a franchize
Lack of funds!
We get a loan from the Dolphins...

Technically none of our players would be eligible for the draft since they wouldn’t be amateurs, but they completely bypass the draft and play for the highest bidder… right?

It would be like the CFL in a way...
zzon to sumthing there!
Ok whos got a hittler mantallity!
I'm in ...

Get us a loan….We could do this ….

Shockingly thats the way sum of us might think the Miami dolphins started!
Movie stars bought the dolphins in the beginning!
Why wouldn't the NFL want in though?

If you could get all the superior talent… pay players modest salaries and offer to help them with the college of their choice… you could end the bull crap notion of amateur sports… Not even high school sports are amateur anymore … lets be honest here…

Yes but the two sides will never

truly work together because the colleges are not going to give up the big money. And in the end they need each other unless the NFL started a developmental league but even with that they would still need the college system because HS kids coming out are such an unknown commodity. That coupled with the sheer numbers prohibits them from being able to weed though them all as well as the college ranks do. The colleges in turn make billions for doing this for the NFL.

who cares... you don't ask... you take...

The players are the ones that generate the big money… you get the players… you get the big money… They are taking advantage of the players…

there just meat to be had!
Who cares? I am talking about

having the money to weed through tens of thousands of kids. Not viable without the college system. They could start a D league but the colleges would still be the primary feeder system for the NFL.

Know this is the Paul Bryant that i use to know!
you are looking at it all wrong...

You don’t scout from the entire country… you pick from local area teams… a Miami team of old Miami area players playing against an Orlando team… you could probably have more than one Miami team actually… etc… localize it to make the recruiting easier…

A heck of a lot of wasted tallent!
Still talking thousands of kids.

You would still need the colleges. And why would you pay for kids to go to college when they pay for it? Thats terrible business.

this is a thought for sumone that sells cars!
well isn't that what were talking!
ticket sales for a Miami based team of ex HS players...

who make a modest salary and play against other local Florida teams would more than pay for smaller salaries(obnviously you wouldn’t be giving them NFL contracts). But you would be giving them more than college gives them, and you could offer to pay for college too. You would be making less than college teams do off players, but you would easily make up for that with ticket sales. You would get all the premier talent immediately and maybe some of the kids that come out early would actually choose to stay in college because of it.

I guess your missing the bigger point

If you look at all the 5 star players coming out of HS for every 5 maybe 3 play 2 star and 1 has a half ass shot at the NFL. The NFL does not have the money to weed though all those tens of thousands of kids to get those few that will even had a chance to play at the next level someday.

Then how does college football turn a profit?

People go to those games… Or for that matter… why do people go to High School games in South Florida the way they do?

Kicks 2 hour skip, why do people go to the movies!
So the nfl is going to have thouands of kids under contract?

Thats foolish.

You don't pay them big contracts....

You only have to pay them more than college teams are paying them… Believe me college teams are making billions of dollars off the backs of college kids then turning around and smacking them on the wrist if they take $50.

Individual college teams are

NOT making billions by themselves. As a collective yes but they also have billions in infrastructure to facilitate this along with over 100 years of tradition to drive it. What you are proposing is beyond ridiculousness.

thats why there are scouts!
If you think scouting a college

guy for the NFL is hard, scouting a HS kid for college is a thousand times harder. Thats why colleges need such huge rosters. Every team has 5 star recruits that never even play and 1 star guys that become stars for them. Its the biggest crap shoot as far as projection there is in sports.

This is the chyt & unless you have been there you will never understand!
They don't all have to go Pro...

You don’t go see a college or High School game because you know everyone is going Pro… But there are plenty of people that still pay money… How many season ticket holders are there at every college team out there?

anyway... off to bed for me... c'yall later...
I guess I totally fail to understand your point.

I do not know how the NFL could absorb the enormousness of all the kids out there that can play at the college level. Its tens of thousands of kids. If you reduce that then in the end you reduce the overall talent level. A D league would never be meant to replace the college system but only to supplement it for those kids that need another year or two of seasoning and to augment rosters for injuries and longer seasons, ext….

or got hurt, taking bumps and knock down is the NBA is alot different then taking hits in the NFL
Just like Tebow, he is not used to taking hits every play, and people want to move himto TE, he will never finish the season
but you do play a lot more games in the NBA...

So it kinda balances out a bit … doesn’t it? Same with baseball, they play like 162 games… could you ever see the NFL going to a 162 game season?

there is a lot of wear and tear in MLB
162 is a big number, bumps and bruises, jamed fingers, hit by pitches
I have a few friend that still play in the bigs and there all beat up at the end of the season
I've been to a couple of the Marlins games!
I know... that is my point...
theres a lot of wear and tear in all 4 major sports in this country

and even soccer as well

yes soccer for sure , ACL's,MCL's,PCL's
soccer is where you go to play if you weren't good enough to make it in the NFL as a kicker...

I refuse to call soccer a sport… anytime you have 2 perfectly good hands by your side and choose to hit the ball with your head… I mean … I just don’t get it…

lol

I respect soccer for what it is and thats that

I dont follow any part of it myself

Just dont touch the ball with your hands !
and playing TE

horrifying

did you see the NT for the Raides Kicking field goal, running catching,jumping also look a SUH he is a pure freak of nature
did you not see LeBron actually has superpowers lol?
I doubt that ...

Could you see him playing TE for the Dolphins? He could skip training camp and just play before the NBA season starts. I would take him…

The jerk, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid,......

Steve Martin classics

The Jerk is greatness.
The Jerk Awesome
Lebron is everything you could want 6'8" pure muscle, and fast and can jump great hand and Eye , but in the NFL there are 30 Lebrons
That's right on the $ 21 is awesome!

But, my friend says nfl players are on the court for less than 11 plays offense.
And nba players don’t take as many breaks.
Your thoughts…

NFL take more energy per play, its kinda like soccer, there is a ton of running but not as much pure taltent
lol thats not true
You could play 10 minutes at the NBA pace non stop, but each play in the NFL is all go 100% unless your randy moss
it takes talent to control the ball with ur legs
Fletch,....
Hey Mr. Griffin, lol.
Fletch was awesome !!
moving with richard pryor
the goonies

huy you guuyyyssss!

liscense to drive with the two coreys
neighbors, belushi, aykroyd
Summer School with Mark Harmon
back to school with rodney dangerfield
Yes the tripple lindy
Richard pryor: live on the sunset strip.... yeah I know it's a taping of his stand up , but i thought I would piss myself laughing.
I'm just gunna say movie of the 80's scarface ....
the only thing funny in that movie was pacino's accent ! still a cool movie though.
johnny be goode with robert downey jr.
Eddie Murphy RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
another one I almost lost it on ... great stuff
well i was born in 87 so....

i have no effing clue lol

hey bacon, whats up/
not much man just got home from work not too long ago

yourself?

Bacon where is your new screen name
Enhalen.
no the new one he started about he killed bacon or something
Um why would he do that to himself?
facebook and tel me what i did lol

its driving me nuts cuz I honestly have no clue

lol its gone

I decided i dint want to part with my comment history and such

plus anyone who knows me on this site calls me bacon anyway

I got ya , you did have one that Texy-Pooh had to clear for you right, I remember you talking about it on a CKC
yeah i was gonna use it

but changed my mind

do your homework before coming to class mr. bacon !!!
It is ranked as the greast COmdey in the box office of all time
What is?
RAW
Thats a good one. Also has to be one of the top selling comedy albums of all time.
there is a show on SHowtime called Black Comedian why we still laugh, I would say watch it it is very informitive and funny, the break down all the stuff they went through back in the day
dream a little dream
trading places, murphy and aykroyd
ivlike how randolph and mortimer show up in coming to america
I watched re runs of "that 70s show"

does that count? lol

I have 2 all time faves, and both because of specific actors

16 candles for the chinese foreign exchange student, and police academy 2 the team up of the nerdy guy and animal was epic.

welcome back kotter is one of my all time shows.

running out of material here.

BRB wow I had a major typo last post.
Oh frick

Forgot my spurs were on

I miss the David Robinson days
those were great

Im gonna be depresses for a bit when Duncan calls it quits cuz he might be the last legend I see play for any of my teams for quite a while

that and hes the last guy I grew up rooting for

I grew up a Spurs/Heat fan because I was born in SA and raised in Miami

Watching the twin towers play in the early 2000’s was amazing

oh thats awesome

I grew up in houston and rejected the rockets cuz I loved thw twin towers so much from the get go

that first year with duncan was effing amazing

do you still follow the spurs at all? Also how did you feel when we embarrassed them in 07 lol?

Yeah I visit my grandparents (Dad's friend's parents) house for thanksgiving almost every year

And unlike the Rockets, they despise the Mavericks. Even though I’m more of a Heat fan (Not bandwagon) I still follow the Spurs, I can’t believe they are riding this 10 game win streak. And If you mean the Cavs by “Them” then yes I loved it. My mom even went out to buy all the championship apparel lol

lol yeah well I meant Lebron and now hes on your favorite team

thats awesome Im glad you still root for them

This season and last have been so much fun. Last years loss killed me but I think we might push through again this year.

also Im so sick of everyone calling us old. Outside of timmy and manu (and bonner) were not old lol

Well if LeBron had won, then he wouldn't have come to Miami, so it's a win win

And I think the fact that they play great fundamental basketball and aren’t as exciting as maybe the Heat, OKC, and the Clippers is what makes people label them as old. As of now I think the “old teams” are the Mavs, the Celtics, and the Lakers in that order.

Yeah that Memphis series was tough, but luckily you don’t have to worry about Battier shooting a game winner anymore lol

totally agree with you

lol no joke. It felt so good to crush memphis in this years opener lol

what would you do if it was the spurs and the heat in the finals?

Heat all the way

My mom would probably root Spurs though. The funny thing is that I expect that to be the Finals this year.

it wouldnt surprise me at all

as of now I dont see anyone in either conference who could beat those two teams in a seven game set this year, respectively

what a great finals it would be

also id be great for spurs fans to do this year what dallas did last so they lose being able to boast haha

I hated that Finals series last year so much

I knew since the start of the playoffs that the team that would give us the most trouble were the Mavs. And we blew the entire thing on game 2

yeah i hated it too

eveyone here was pissed (except tex lol) and most of friends are mavs fans and HATE my spurs and loved rubbing it in. Ugh it was awful

luckily though I was able to respond with “Whats 4 minus 1?” lol

Ugh! I hated everyone on that Mavs team

But just like you, I was happy when we ate their babies in the first game of the season when they put their banners down.

Ate there babys Lmao theres a rec!
LOL You realize that the Mavs owner and GM consider this a throw away season, right?

I mean they are still playing but they are setting themselves up to retool this summer and knew that they would struggle this season. At least they said so before the season tipped off. Also Odom sucks balls but they will not trade him as they need his cap room for trade bait during the summer. I am not worried but do not expect anything this off season. More worried about the Stars and Phins at this point. My Rangers though are good for now.

dont you dare mention dwills name lol
Dwills?
deron williams

the guy yall apparently are intentionally sucking for lol

Not what I hear but who knows with Cuban. He is always thinking.
Yeah I know, Cuban pretty much set his team to fail this season

By letting go of Barea and Chandler.

Yeah but hes a smart man and I trust him over a lot of other owners out there.
How I felt with the Heat loss is probably the way you felt with the Rangers loss

But yours was probably worse because it was back to back WS losses.

It sucks but I also know that we are set up to dominate the West for the next decade.

We are young across the board and still after all that have the top ranked farm system and more coming all the time.

well gentlemen.....

that is all for tonite. maybe next time well do one for favorite 80’s tv show. peace!

Ferris Bueler's Day off?

I like a bunch of the other one’s mentioned too… lots of good comedies in the 80s

dirty rotten scoundrels,
I hate devin harris with a fiery passion
Up by 3 at half

11-0 straight is close, very close

The Jerk and Spaceballs
holy crap I totally forgot about spaceballs

thats my choice for sure

yea i wasnt even born during that time

most of u guys missed out 90’s cartoons were the best growing up, so much better than the cartoons now-a-days

Without a doubt

Cat Dog, Hey Arnold, and Rugrats were the best

ah so great

also:

Batman
Xmen
Spiderman
Ninja Turtles
DBZ
Beast Wars
Transformers
Animaniacs
Reboot

gosh saturday mornings and the first hour after school tv wise were AMAZING for me growing up lol

yea they were

u never got bored growing up cause the shows were so entertaining. my cousin was watching a cartoon one day and they are nothing like they used to be. They are so dumb now

indeed

i feel sorry for kids a good decade or more younger than me right now

well at least legos still kick total ass

lol i remember when they were just blocks, they never used to have the people
legos and transformers are the two greatest toys of all time
o yea i remember the transformers too. and the hotwheels cars
DBZ was by far the coolest show growing up

Cartoon Network had the best shows like Animaniacs, and also Tunami at night with all the badass shows.

do u remember the superhero duck show that they showed at night. Back then 10 used to be really late lol
Darkwing Duck?
i am about to spend all summer long watching that show again lol.

or i can start now, seniorities is hitting me hard right now

lol do it
im about to start it right now lol
lol awesome
yo i found a youtube channel that has some full episodes

lol there goes my math grade

That was a spin off of a much better show...

Duck Tails…

also awesome

I loved both of them

all those duck shows were good
toonami was the shit lol

all the gundams, yu yu hakusho, kenshin….so awesome

Kenshin, Samurai Jack, and DBZ were my favorite shows from Toonami

Missed Cyborg 009

it was alright

I was big into anime for a while though so my standards are high lol

samurai jack was also pretty rad
Dragonball Z = greatest thing ever made

God bless you Akira Toriyama

It definitely was

Whenever someone turned Super Sayian I got soo jacked up because they looked so badass lol

My favorite episode was when Gohan did his kamehameha on Cell. That was boss.

LOL

that show made me lose my mind so many f****** times haha

I hated the fact that it always left you wanting more

Every episode was a cliff hanger ending with that guy with the weird voice saying “Will Goku be able to restore himself fast enough to help Gohan and Vagita?”

LOL

it was like a drug….and they knew it haha

That show was my life lol

Then it got weird when it started making Dragon Ball GT and stuff so I switched to TennTitans, which was good for a while

lol no joke

dbgt sucked balls for the most part

also teen titans was pretty good
And you can't forget about All That
lol true

i kinda missed it though since we didnt have cable till i was in middle school

I used to tell my kids about how great cartoons were in the 80s....

then along came Netflix… the shows that I thought were awesome back then… they are HILARIOUS now…. For instance… Voltron… one of the best cartoons of the 80s… but now as an adult I finally figured out it was a simple personel problem they had … they were always needing an extra person to form Voltron… Then once they did, he pulled out his blazing sword and sliced whatever they were fighting in half… in one slice…

Voltron, Thundercats, Heman, Speed Racer, Transformers
the 90s doesn't have anything on the 80s...
the late 80's had some kick ass stuff

but the greatest action anime cartoon came out in the nineties

and dont get me wrong i love the 80s since I was born in them and it gave us the ninja turtles lol

but the three way combo of batman/beast wars/and dragonball z is second to none

Never got into any of that...

But you wouldn’t have had any of that without the Justice League of America, the original Transformers and shows like Speed Racer…..

oh the original transformers is really high on my all time faves

as is JLA

speed racer? PASS lol

12 x 12 was way fon!
I never really got into Dragonball Z...

It came out in 1995…. I graduated High School in 1994… Had I still been into cartoons at that age… maybe I am still living at home with my parents today instead of married with kids…

yea i noticed that after watching something when ur older a lot of things that u didnt understand back then seem so obvious
getting "baked and watching old looney tunes , bugs bunny , daffy duck, marvin the martian, fog horn leghorn

totally hilarious when you’re baked !

They don't have good Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry anymore either...

I think they stopped playing the good ones in the 80s…

they took a lot of them off because they were too violent ... really, roadrunner and coyote were classic

and what kid is gonna drop an anvil on someone ?

Acme made a fortune off me!
yeah... did anyone ever go and do any of that??q

But if they had come out with an ACME line of toys… those would have been my favorite…

lol and not politically correct

seeing the old unedited ones is awesome

But did you ever think they were racist back then?

I would never have known they were racist unless someone told me…The lady in Tom and Jerry… do you think she was racist? I thought she was awesome…

oh no I never thought that

my ten year old brain couldve cared less lol

I hold fast to the idea that once our generation is in its prime then race wont be an issue (at least it sohuldnt be at that point)

lol i also thought she was awesome

I used to watch the tadd-poles hump eachother compleatly helarious!
not too many tv's at the pond?
used to watch the mosiqtos jump!
Also ... everyone remembers how GI Joe had a lesson...

“Now you know… and knowing is half the battle.” But does anyone remember that He-man also had a lesson?? Kinda weird watching it now… lol

21dave u go to UVa?
went
nice, im living in Virginia now, its a really good school
where at what part
im living in northern Va right now
Alexandria
o we are like 30 min away from one another, i live in Ashburn
OK boy and the TEXASBASTARD im out, Enhalen good to chat with you again, nete Alpp\ha is coming for you, be afraid very afraid

Be well all

A good game of dodgeball & i'm happy!
Cmon Spurs
I could feel for the horses way too much
lol

i mean the team beav haha

The trip is planed then!
are you payin?

cuz im poor lol

well we can always sneek in as there are ways!
lol good to know

I hope you have some schematics

well i could tell you a few storys !
Caddyshack and Airplane... two of the greatest ever!

But now I am here, so hello. Now I go back to research for future articles, so goodbye!

Goffer never had a chance!
You actually do research? I would have never guessed.
LOL

I do it all the time. I look a lot at the players. This time I am looking at each team’s stats. I’m trying to do the Offensive Efficiency Ratings and Total Offensive Production posts I did this past July.

I know you know nothing about Marty B. based on the way you dismissed his talent. I am still disappointed.
I never said anything about Marty B...

Are you talking about Marty Booker?

Nope.
Who are you talking about?
Marty B. Are you drinking again sir?
Now i'm interested who's MB?
Martellus Demond Bennett
Well...

“He’s a 6’6 TE that can run well, but not great. He has the build and the speed you’d look for with a TE to help in the passing game, but he lacks the accomplisments as he’s been behind Jason Witten his entire career. He’s done decently running routes and is getting better in run protection. While it may be risky to hope for him to overtake Fasano, he could at least be a very good complimentary TE that can threaten to take his job. Of course, that leaves Miami in a bind in trying to find room for Charles Clay.”

That isn’t bad about him. I like him a lot, but I don’t think he’s guaranteed to overtake Fasano in the lineup. Still, I wouldn’t mind seeing him in Miami at all. Like I thought my review pretty much said, he’s improving, but he has had limited chances behind Witten.

I like him kinda reminds me of a Te Green!
LOL He kills when he is starting but I guess you know better then me.
I'm not saying I know better.

Just writing my thoughts on him. I didn’t think I was speaking poor of him.

No but you discounted how really good he is when I believe you said he was not

an upgrade. Thats insane and tells me you have not watched him play much. He suffers from playing with one of if not the best all around TE’s in the game and with possibly the best group of receivers in the game.

It's not that I don't believe he will be an upgrade

Just that I haven’t seen enough to be sure he will be. I have seen Martellus play, but I have not followed him very closely, but I have been impressed by his ability. The only negative that kind of stood out to me was his dropped passes. I’m still not sure if he would be the #1 TE over Fasano if he were in Miami, but he does have more ability and is more of a receiving threat. That’s why I said at the very least he’d be a strong complimentary TE.

In fact, I believe I commented prior to the 2011 season when I was discussing TE targets that I really liked Martellus Bennett and Greg Olsen via trade, but I thought Bennett would be cheaper.

If you look at his last year he was hobbled and that affected his game.

Then you put the folks he is behind and you see why he also does not get a lot of playing time. Go back and look at his numbers from A&M. He is a great athlete and could have been drafted in to the NBA (although he passed that up after being told he would not be a first rounder). The funny thing is that the fact that his numbers have not been that great actually plays in to the Dolphins hands as he will come a lot cheaper. if you can sign him on the cheap then you have upgraded a position that is not a dire position of need.

I'm not aware of the injuries that affected him

But I do absolutely agree that he’s been limited behind Witten. That was one of the messages I was trying to convey when I talked about him as a FA. There is no doubt he has the ability. He has speed and he has height. He just didn’t have the opportunity. I would still like Miami to look at this guy. I prefer him to Fred Davis who will be more expensive and is more of a risk because he’s one drug suspension from a 16-game ban.

Yeah Bennett is crazy but in a good way. He has one fine and its for

and insane rap video he made and placed on youtube where he declared among others things “I got I phone money, I got Jerry Jone (guess he did not know its actually Jones) money!”. Honestly not sure why the NFL took exception either. Maybe it pissed off Steve Jobs at the time. Who knows. But he is a good guy and the guys in the locker room seem to love him.

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