It's a new year and optimisim, for the most part, is in the air. Every year we are filled with optimism because we convince ourselves with ideas like "if we sign this guy or draft so-and-so, we'll be set." Yet, the optimism has failed to translate to success.
In 2009, we were riding high on the magic of the 2008 season. We ended in a disappointing 7-9 record. In 2010, we were optimistic because of flashes Chad Henne showed the previous year. With a year of experience and a new WR in Brandon Marshall, we'd be set. We were again disappointed, this time with Henne's play and our lackluster running game. The optimism may not have been as high in 2011, partly because of the lockout, but there was still hope that with improvement from Henne and a new flashy toy with Reggie Bush, our offense would get back on track. We had a new Offensive Coordinator in Brian Daboll and our defense was pretty darn good. We all know the story of last year.
This year, we're optimistic again. Predictions of 11-5 or 12-4 will be rolling out in the next few months. Now before you go and get all Debbie Downer on yourself when I look back at our past optimism and think it's just false hope, you have to think of why you're excited for this year. So what reasons do you have to be excited about?

1) A new coach. Of course, this has to be the biggest of them all. If I were to list a scape goat for this franchise for the past two years, I would say that Tony Sparano would finish 1A and Chad Henne would finish 1B. There is always hope when you get rid of your largest problem, especially when he's the Head Coach. Besides, our offense was our weakness and we replaced Mr. Field Goal with an established Offensive Coordinator. Hope reigns, even if Joe Philbin isn't guaranteed to work.
2) A new QB. The Henne supporters who think he's still the answer, spare me and give in to reality. Disco is not coming back and neither is Henne. Hope rules for now because of the hope for Robert Griffin III, Peyton Manning, Matt Flynn, and a few straggling Matt Moore supporters who may very well be former Henne supporters. Just kidding with the last part. We may drop a little in optimism depending on QB we end up with, but come May, we'll still be convincing ourselves that in the worst case scenario Moore can lead us to the postseason.
3) Marc Colombo has no reason to return. How could I forget scape goat 1C? We can get a labrador, chimpanzee, or even place Jeff Ireland himself at RT and consider it an upgrade. They may not even need to be breathing. Still, it's easy to be happy when a position can be upgraded so easily.
4) Talk of a new offense. Philbin speaks of opening up the offense and using the no huddle. This gets many people excited and rightfully so. This kind of fits with reason 1, but many fans feel we already have talent on offense and can be even more dangerous with only a few additions. Again, when many feel our defense and special teams are fine, it's easy to be excited when we talk about improving only one aspect of our team.
5) No lockout this year. It was harder to be optimistic last year when people weren't sure if there would even be a NFL season.
6) An owner that expresses his desire to win. Some may think this is a given, but it is a reason to be optimistic when you have an owner that will do what he can to win. If you think that they all do, try asking Arizona or Cincy fans how they feel about Bidwell and Brown.
7) Miami is arguably entering 2012 with less needs than they did in previous years. While Miami disappointed last year, there is definitely a pretty good core of players on the team.
8) Miami has decent cap space and will go big in free agency. While this is the belief in most years, it is always a big reason may are optimistic this time of year. There are some assumptions Miami will sign a QB like Flynn or Manning, fill the holes at RG and RT, and then sign a standout DE or FS. While it normally does not happen, there is always hopes that it could.
9) We just have to be optimistic. You'd go nuts thinking that this year we can be a 5-11 or a 6-10 team in March. We're a franchise with a winning history. We don't think of ourselves as perennial bottom dwellers like many other teams have been.
10) Because no matter what, you'll have a season in which you enjoy Bacon and Alpha here at The Phinsider. After all, Bacon and Alpha are like peanut butter and jelly. You just can't picture The Phinsider without them.
So why are you optimistic for 2012?
1 recs | 80 comments
For the record...
I think CT is one of the best contributors on this sight. Having said that, the last option in the poll was too damn funny, so I simply had to vote for that one…
Brantner78 - February 14, 2012
lol
Phinphinatic - February 14, 2012
LOL. Thanks Brantner.
It got my vote too.
ct1361 - February 14, 2012
You should be honored
You are currently one vote behind “I am optimistic because we have a very good defense.” 472 votes in. lol
Agent J 78 - February 14, 2012
And with over 700 votes, he has overtook that option.
Finhead83 - February 15, 2012
Oh my. No offense CT but we only need one of you and now there are 30?
texascowpunk - February 15, 2012
I did it because I respect CT and like debating with him.
I don’t joke around with people I don’t like. Some of my favorite debates have come with him.
Finhead83 - February 14, 2012
Agreed. Our discussions have always been insightful and fun.
If we always agreed on everything, how boring would that be? LOL
ct1361 - February 14, 2012
Exactly...
I have sometimes seen your comments and wished I’d disagree so we could debate about it lol.
Finhead83 - February 14, 2012
I debate your points even if I believe them to be right. Of course if I believe something and then you second it
I immediately begin to question it.
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
lol
Finhead83 - February 14, 2012
Me too, almost went with CT but changed to "all the above"
Agent J 78 - February 14, 2012
So this optimism thing...
How does it work? I used to know, but it seems to have slipped away from me somewhere back between the field goals and the fist pumps. Does it involve smiling?
nickzi - February 14, 2012
I would like to say my optimism springs from texascowpunk
I love that guy
LoveWingsHatePenguins - February 14, 2012 via mobile
Thanks man even if that was sarcasm.
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
Everyone loves Texy-Pooh!
Finhead83 - February 14, 2012
Well sure.
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
No sarcasm
I thoroughly enjoy your posts, especially when someone gets stupid and you get mildly combative. Plus your grammar and spelling are pretty damn good.
LoveWingsHatePenguins - February 14, 2012 via mobile
Thanks bro. I am not a good writer but I hope when I do write something that I entertain.
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
He has a strange scent about him that kind of makes you respect him, lol.
Mr_Solo_Dolo - February 14, 2012
Soap, its the scent of soap.
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
ACTUALLY
IT’s a strong, disgusting, and stinky odor..lol. I was drawing a blank so “scent” was the closest synonym I could think of! haha, give me a break!
Mr_Solo_Dolo - February 14, 2012
Evidently I don’t know how to bold just one word. DOH! I mean’t to bold only “It’s”
Mr_Solo_Dolo - February 14, 2012
Ha!
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
I am a dolphin fan true and true, but
there is a big part of me that wants to see Henne suceed somewhere else. That being said, I am happy to move forward and am looking forward to a 19-0 season.
Phinphinatic - February 14, 2012
Who is CT?
I voted for that one because my Dolphin-optimism has let me down too many times. I think it was finally done in about 3 seasons ago.
Bill Moody - February 14, 2012
CT is your other ha
AnishB15 - February 14, 2012 via mobile
*half
AnishB15 - February 14, 2012 via mobile
CT is just like you
Pessimism FTW
AnishB15 - February 14, 2012 via mobile
Just one of the better respected bloggers here on the Phinsiders
Agent J 78 - February 14, 2012
How bout all of the above?
Because that’s what it is for me. A new coach is always great, so is a new QB and optimism Is high this time of year. Of course bacon, lil Nicky, TCP, alpha and the rest make this site fun to visit and always make conversation interesting. And love the CT option, even though he is a great contributer, it describes him perfectly. So, in the end, I will hold back my vote until there is an option for all of the above.
AnishB15 - February 14, 2012 via mobile
Ty sir..
You’re pretty funny yourself.. once in a while.. lol
Alpha6 - February 14, 2012
No need to thank, it's true, lol
And thank you for that
AnishB15 - February 14, 2012 via mobile
Thanks dude.
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
lmao! on the last two options.
Alpha6 - February 14, 2012
I guess i'm the only one who chose the alpha , bacon option , lol
I am very optimistic , that alpha and bacon will not fail …..to let me down ! hee hee !
daytonadolfan - February 14, 2012
I'm not optimistic at the moment but
that could all change because we have not had free agency or the draft. I am excited and interested to see what we do in both.
mikethedolphinsfan - February 14, 2012
I'm hopeful but not optimistic, yet...
The reality is that we have a new HC/staff, we’re transitioning to a new defensive scheme, and we still haven’t handled the QB situation.
As of this moment, I suggest that we’re worse off now than when the season ended. Nolan, an excellent defensive coordinator, is gone. In his place, we have unproven (with the dolphins) coaches. I’m optimistic that our new coaches will improve our team, but I don’t think we’re likely to really see it in their first year.
I think the defense will definitely perform worse than the last couple of years, while they learn the new schemes.
As for QB, I don’t know. Flynn has promise, if we get him I’ll assume it’s because Philbin has full confidence in him and that will make me optimistic. Outside of that we’re left with Manning (who I expect won’t be able to perform better than Moore) and Moore. Neither are the answer, and quite frankly I think Manning is a waste of time. (that opinion is entirely based on the rumors regarding arm condition and age)
I’ll keep my hope but reserve any optimism until after free agency and the draft.
doughrama - February 14, 2012
I'm here for Alpha
Can you blame me.
Phinsphana - February 14, 2012
I can't, lol
AnishB15 - February 14, 2012 via mobile
Thanks bud...
Alpha6 - February 14, 2012
So I'm not labeled a Troll
In optimistic
SSFDballer - February 14, 2012 via mobile
Cough. Cough. Troll. Cough.
Jk
Phinsphana - February 14, 2012
Don't worry, pessimism doesn't get you labeled a troll
Only jets fans and Oskar are trolls. Ask texascowpunk or The Earl if you don’t know what an Ozkar is.
AnishB15 - February 14, 2012 via mobile
Btw, if pessimism made you a troll, little Nicky wouldn be here right now
AnishB15 - February 14, 2012 via mobile
Oh ouch!
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
It's a large fresh water fish with an even bigger mouth...
Alpha6 - February 14, 2012
Lol
AnishB15 - February 14, 2012 via mobile
I don't know what your talking about.
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
i say the new coaching staff but i was tempted to pick the bacon and alpha one lol those dudes are hilarious
Nete88 - February 14, 2012
Ty bud...
Alpha6 - February 14, 2012
I am not optimistic at all.... I have flat out confidence that we have the right head coach...
…we will get the right players and we will finally have the right recipe for success!!! We are finally turning the corner from the “Tuna, I will fix everything era” …Thank God !!!! I feel sooooooooooo good about the upcoming year !
Dolphinator - February 14, 2012
I'm optimistic because it's (a) key to life.
And the Phins are one of my lives.
Tunaflipper - February 14, 2012
I am just here for the prizes that OFF4L offers...
Jason Scott_90 - February 14, 2012
Sir I applaud your bravery!
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
I'll be a lot more optimistic
When I hear who the starting QB is going to be. And I sure hope we don’t give away a butt-load of draft picks for RG3. I’m in the “keep Henne and Moore” camp…I realize not many people agree, but that’s just my opinion.
Drumzan - February 14, 2012
What is a "butt-load"?
BTW be wary using the word butt around Alpha, you may end up regretting it.
Agent J 78 - February 14, 2012
Get a load of this...
There is an exact unit of volume called the butt.
See Webster’s dictionary:
Butt: a measure of liquid capacity equal to 126 gallons or two hogs heads.
From another dictionary:
An English butt is 2 hogshead of 54 imperial gallons each or ~129.7 US gallons (i.e., a UK butt is apparently slightly bigger than a US one).
A Spanish butt is based on a wine cask and is equivalent to 140 US gallons or ~116.6 UK gallons (i.e., a Spanish butt is bigger still).
So next time someone says they have a “butt load” of stuff, just remember, that is about two 55-gallon barrels worth of stuff.
To recap…
1 butt equals:
2 hogsheads (this is probably the easiest to remember for social occasions)
476.961 liters
126 gallons
104.917 UK gallons
13.5347 bushels
0.131592 cords
11.6574 firkins
4032 gills
21504 ponys
4032 noggins
1008 pints
96768 teaspoons
12.0308 ephahs
1.58987×10^7 drops
10752 jiggers
16128 shots
629.504 wine bottles
630 fifths
And the punchline…
One microbutt = 0.0968 teaspoons
Alpha6 - February 15, 2012
Wow, um, ok.
texascowpunk - February 15, 2012
Get a load of... butts?
And before Nicky comes in and tries to debunk this equation… Yes Nicky, we already know your butt can hold about 400 microbutts.
Finhead83 - February 15, 2012
How in the hell did CT get to vote 19 times?
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
Small but dedicated cult following .. LOL
ct1361 - February 14, 2012
LOL I believe the cult part. Lots of koolaid no doubt?
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
We will go 23 and 0 (preseason)
And then Steven Ross will go out and Kim Jong ule at golf and get 14 holes in one in 18 holes
Northern Fin Fan - February 14, 2012
This may come as a shock but I really am a positive, optimistic guy.
I have said prior to the last couple of seasons that I think this team is close to being really good. If they get quality QB play, they can beat any team in the league. They have enough talent to win with the exception of the QB position.
If the Phins address the QB position in a meaningful way (not Matt Moore or Kyle Orton), there is no reason why they shouldn’t win the division. There is no reason they shouldn’t make it to the playoffs. There is no reason they shouldn’t win in the playoffs. But they need a QB desperately.
I can’t wait to see how they address QB this offseason.
ct1361 - February 14, 2012
I REFUSE to believe it. Ok there was that one time when you told Alpha that he looked pretty. That was both kind of you and positive.
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
lol
AnishB15 - February 14, 2012 via mobile
What..... the..... hell..... are..... you..... laughing at?
Alpha6 - February 14, 2012
I guess he did not think you looked pretty that day.
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
Unlike TCP I believe you
I think the “issue” lies with the fact it appears like you only comment when you don’t agree. When you read 100 CT comments or posts and 90 of them are construed as a “negative comment” it makes you appear to be negative. The majority of us that comment regularly (except TCP) know this is only partially true. ;)
Agent J 78 - February 14, 2012
LOL Are you questioning my logic as it applies to CT?
texascowpunk - February 14, 2012
Better him than me......
luvs2drnk - February 15, 2012
Pretty much :)
Agent J 78 - February 15, 2012
Take it back.
texascowpunk - February 15, 2012
I love the mini shout out to CT.
Had a few good discussions with him, always raises good points, insightful and respectful. I have even bounced one or two things off of him because I respect his opinion so much and love to hear his angle. Great contributor to the site.
civwarbuff - February 14, 2012
I'm optimistic every year, but...
This year is the first in a while where we have a decent team being inherited by a new regime. It’s not a rebuilding project, and it seems like we are headed in the right direction. Also, I think there are options out there to fill out the team’s holes, so we might actually be able to field a pretty good team.
phinsatx - February 14, 2012
Voted for the "coaching staff" option
I think Philbin was the correct hire for this franchise, and I am looking forward to what he can do with Sherman and Coyle at OC and DC, respectively.
Oh, and I still think there’s a chance we’ll trade with Minnesota and nab RG3. If not, I am still excited to see what kind of talent we bring in this spring. Pass-rusher and OL help is important, but I am kinda/sorta hoping we roll the dice on a big-time safety in the second round.
kmb8488 - February 14, 2012
reasons to be optimistic
We have good reason to optimistic. Our old dullard coach is gone. Henne, thank God, will not be around. We played very well at times last year. We need to land a franchisice QB, but a worst case senerio with Moore being the starter and getting all the 1st team reps would be a tremendous leap forward from what we’ve had in the past. We need a pass-rusher, a decent runner who isn’t hurt every other week to back up Bush, and a coach with balls. It’s time to make a serious run at the playoffs.
straighttalk - February 15, 2012
While I'm always optimistic.......
I have different levels of optimism. So I won’t know how truly optimistic to be this next season until after the draft and FA. At that time I will be more than happy to share my optimism for next season.
luvs2drnk - February 15, 2012
VERY OPTIMISTIC...
This year I have high hopes again…But It IS GOING to be different this year for sure…
1. No Bill Parcells ( f n g up the draft)
2. No Tony S. and his boring offense/Chad henne bad decisions
3. EASIER SCHEDULE (have you noticed that ?)
4. Switch to the 4-3 D
been saying for 3 years now that we should do this. Our DL is better suited to a 4-3 (not counting Fat paulie who was mediocre last year) Mold our DL like the giants – bring pressure with the front four and the secondary will be better.
5. Better O-Coordinator
6. No more colombo
7. Jake gets healthy
8. Most important – a new QB like Manning or Flynn to upgrade over Moore…but at least NO MORE CHAD HENNE.
I see flynn and Moore as a training camp battle if signed – but Manning is the better move if healthy enough to pass a physical.
HAVING A BETTER DRAFT/FA PERIOD.
62Lou - February 15, 2012
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