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Miami Dolphins Caption This - Pro Bowl Edition

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Continuing with our new offseason, ever-other-week schedule, the Caption This photo captioning contest returns this week, with a look at the Pro Bowl. And, when looking at the 2012 Pro Bowl, where else should you look but to Brandon Marshall. And, this week's picture give you two options for your captioning creativity.

Do you go with what Marshall was thinking as the ball bounces off his foot and up to his hands, while laying on the ground in the endzone?

Or, do you take a shot at the Chicago Bears' Corey Graham (NFC's #21) as he tries to figure out what just happened?

But, before you get on to this week's contest, we have to take a look back at the contest from two weeks ago.

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Taking a look at Tom Brady randomly punting the ball on third down against the Denver Broncos. The winner this week had the most recs every in one of these posts (I think - I'm too lazy to actually go back and check it out, but I think it's right). With 27 recs, Finhead83 clearly won, with a caption of:


Now, back to this week. If this week's picture strikes that creative nerve, leave your caption below in the comments. If you find a caption entry that you really like, click on "actions" then "Rec" at the end of the comment. That's it.

Whichever comment gets the most "recs" will be the winner next week.

Enjoy!

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Corey Graham: 'Ball, come to me! NO! Not that way! NOoooooooooo........'
Gingers have souls too.....Except at the pro bowl, that's when they start throwing BOMBS!!

hay nfc! take this !! FRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMTTTT

football i got a good one for ya ….pull my finger!

To continue my theme...

“Not to be rude, but you look like a Pro Bowler today.”

does anyone wonder why #21 has his hands on his head?

He looks like he is about to do some weird tribal dance..

Did you not watch the replay?

The CBs ran into each other when they both could have had a sure interception. Brandon Marshall GOT LUCKY AS HELL, but I don’t see anybody mentioning that part.

Like giving candy to a baby!

I imagine BM with a little school girl giggle right about now. Hehehehehe

Most guys just lift their leg to do it. Marshall, ever the showman, lays on his back, lifts his leg, and juggles a football while doing it....
I probably should have somewhere noted that "It" refers to farting, if it isnt obvious...
Marshall is clearly taken aback by the superior ball placement
"That's no football, it's a bomb......nooooooo, don't catch it!!!!!"
Coach was wrong he can catch!!
I hope Matt and Chad aren't watching......
(Corey Graham speaking) OH NO!

He has gotten over his fear of catching the ball in the endzone!

I believe I can catch
'please don't drop it, please don't drop it, please don't drop it'

Wait what!? I caught it? :O

Corey Graham:

“HOLY SH&^! HE DISSAPEARED!”

It's so much easier not to drop the ball when I'm on my back!
May sound better if I rephrase...

It’s so much easier to hold on to the ball when I’m on my back!

corey graham "oh sh!t! the sky must be falling, brandon marshalls catching td's."
Wham, Bam, What the F%^& Just Happened?
Oh shit, Lovie Smith won't let me hear the end of this.
"Man, I need a QB who is good at pinko and knows how to ricochet the ball 10 times off of defensive backs and into my hands"
HOT POTATOE - Just went to a whole new level!!!! Tick, Tick Boom!!!!
I was jusssst gonna say that....damn you...lol
Corey Graham: I like how hes actually trying as if the pro-bowl matters! I'm playing like its girls basketball

Corey Graham must be reading the Phinsider, seems as though he’s contracted the Chicken Little Syndrome!!!!

They're were reports that if BM caught another TD. Matt Moore and Chad Henne would set the bomb off that they placed in his helmet
Hey! Right where I want it. Man Dalton's good!
This is the moment the NFL realizes footballs bert
sorry getting used to new phone, was supposed to read

Mark this date: this is the day the NFL decided even footballs better on a Serta

( Garlic) It's what's for dinner plus keeps mosquito's and now Db, SS and Fs away
"Vaquero Taco Bell!"
Earl Thomas- "I thought he would drop it!"
Knowing noone was taking the Pro Bowl seriously,

Corey was spotted dancing during defense….

“teach me how to dougie
Teach-teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
You ain’t messing with my dougie”

It's simple. We catch the ball.
Even after players are thrown to the ground from the deafening sound of records being broken, Brandon marshall is still able to make the catch
BMarsh has the force!
Aaron Roger's voice from the sideline

Damn it, why is it only the AFC Guys are trying ….

Look out, he's using some sort of sonic weapon.
Learn how to give birth the right way. Call Brandon Marshall today!!
BRANDON MARSHALL SHUT THE F_ _K UP !!

Brandon marshall you said you need a QB to get you the

football in the right location ??

FUNNY thing is you DROP so many got damn passes this year,

" you got to be kidding me. "

Brandon (BIPOLAR) marshall we are going to see if you play this

year like you played in the allstar game, we don’t want to see anymore

drop passes ???

We don't want to see anymore dropped passes???

Are you asking him, or the fans?
LOL

INCOMMING

that is all that caption should read.

You are feeling very sleepy.. listen only to my voice... you will drop the ball.... now!
Post game interview with Matt Moore

Ya Marshall played great ! It cost me plenty to get the NFC guys to back off so he could practice his route running and catching because I am tired of him being in the wrong spot for my perfect ass probowl caliber throws. Hopefully after 3 years with Miami he can figure out how to use both hands and how to run routes. Oh and by the way congratulation Marshall on MVP.

Brandon Marshall's DEEP THOUGHTS

“As I lie here about to make this miracle catch I ponder…Earl Thomas made the Pro Bowl…maybe we should have picked him instead of Jared Odrick and Koa Misi who are NOT here…”

"And when I woke up the ball was in my hands, it was like the QB knew exactly where to place it. I need to get me one of those."
Realizing he needed separation, Brandon let's loose a thunderous fart and blows the defenders away

The force of it knocked him down , enabling him to catch it !

It's called foot ball , not pin ball !
taking the name football literally , brandon tries to catch the ball with his feet(fail)

miraculously it bounced off his feet and into his hands, go figure !

"Number 17"

Why didn’t I get ball?!

SH*T NI**UH BOMB!!!!!
Corey Graham: "Brandon Marshall is about to catch a TOUCHDOWN?!?!

The Mayans were correct! Apocalypse!!!!!!"

Corey Graham: Grrraahhh! I knew I should'a eaten that Campbell's Chuncky Soup before the game!

or something to that effect………..

Gingers have souls too. Except at the pro bowl, that's when they start throwing bombs.
Well yes but thats a fart-bomb but you will have plenty of room to strech-out!
PS.

I get extra points for mine, because I’m born, raised, and live in the Netherlands. AND because I check this website every day (3 times or more) AND because I pay €20,00 (about $26,00) a game to watch the dolphins play football on my computer :(

Hell yes bruther you clearly get a rec every time you come on this site!
PS. 2

Born in the Netherlands as in….. English isn’t my language

& a rec for knowing multi lang. as well!
How about this one..

Brandon Marshall is a mutant and has joined the X-Men after showing the world he can control the minds of opponents while levitating a football during Sundays pro bowl game.

Ridley Scott......

“For this scene I need natural instinct! Corey, your partner has just been injured in an explosion, cover your ears to shield yourself from deafning sound. Earl, I need an injured, dazed crawl on the floor as if grasping for life and confused in your enviroment. Brandon, I need you to fall back as if blasted by the shock wave. Mike Wallace I need you to be nearly out of the screen at a distance as if you set off the explosion. And……ACTION!!!!

Corey Graham: He can't catch three can he?
only the monster can disarm a bomb in mid air while taking a nap
How about:

“This is going to look so awesome on the cover of WIDE RECEIVERS FOR DUMMY”S"

graham:

espn is gonna HAVE TO say something good about a miami dolphin and its my fault
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Caption for Marshall catch

Number 21 says:
No, No, No, Marshall never catches the ball in the end zone.

Marshall says:
What is this in my hands?

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