Marc Serota - Getty Images
5 months ago: MIAMI GARDENS, FL - JANUARY 01: Defensive end Jason Taylor #99 (L) of the Miami Dolphins stares at coach Rex Ryan of the New York Jets at Sun Life Stadium on January 1, 2012 in Miami Gardens, Florida. (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)
The NFL regular season ended this past Sunday, and, as such, we reach the end of our regular season photo caption contest. Each Wednesday, we try to take a look at one picture from the Dolphins most recent game, and come up with an appropriate caption for it. It's a chance to step away from the reality of a disappointing Dolphins season, and have a little fun for a while.
This week, we take a look at linebacker Jason Taylor staring at Jets head coach Rex Ryan. I ask you, what were the two thinking in this moment?
Before we get to the captions, however, we need to take a look back at last week's caption contest:
The Week 16 Caption This contest took a look at New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady as he sat on the ground following a sack by the Dolphins. The winning caption from last week was written by t.shug:
"Maybe if I stay on the ground they'll throw a flag"
Now, on to this week's contest. If you have a great caption for this picture, just leave it below as a comment. If you find a caption you like, click on "Actions" at the bottom of the comment you like. Then click "Rec." That's it. Whichever comment has the most "recs" will be next week's winner.
Have fun!
0 recs | 71 comments
You lookin at me or my feet Rexxy
DPHIN - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Thanks Mosul having withdrawals
DPHIN - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Hey Jason do you think my stomach strap has stretched ?
DPHIN - January 4, 2012 via mobile
What an ass
Also, rex ryan is in the picture..
Little Nicky 21 - January 4, 2012 via Android app
lmao!
Nete88 - January 4, 2012
Wait till Mosul shows you the front of that picture. You're gonna be happy (joyful, cheerful, giddy, cheery, jolly and chirpy)
Alpha6 - January 4, 2012
Jason Taylor is a good looking man
Little Nicky 21 - January 4, 2012 via Android app
Yes. You and Rzayo would double team him......
Alpha6 - January 4, 2012
Ryan & to think he could of been on r team this year!
wild zion beaver - January 6, 2012
excellent!
LoveWingsHatePenguins - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Genius!
LoveWingsHatePenguins - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Hey Rexxy is that a banana in your pocket or Sanchez's hot dog .
DPHIN - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Package check!
Alpha6 - January 4, 2012
Jason Taylor isn't the only one in this picture that won't be in the NFL at the end of this year
Rytackle - January 4, 2012
Keep talking Rex! You'll say something smart one day.
Stats407 - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Now that im retiring, im going to join the river dance crew, watch my feet rexy.
smokinjoe699 - January 4, 2012
JT: I got 99 problems, but a Bitch aint one.
Stats407 - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Are they looking at my package? I think they're looking at my package.
Alpha6 - January 4, 2012
Haha
He’s not shy about thrusting it out there either…
I’m going to regret my choice of words here… Screw it..
Little Nicky 21 - January 4, 2012 via Android app
Sample for you...
Alpha6 - January 4, 2012
Hahaha
Where do find this shit??
Little Nicky 21 - January 4, 2012 via Android app
lol... on the 'net...
Alpha6 - January 4, 2012
Rex: @ JT- #54 & #53. those aren't players. That is how much I weigh 5,453 pounds. I'm standing on a scale.
Stats407 - January 4, 2012 via mobile
And cholesterol count
DPHIN - January 4, 2012 via mobile
PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS Did I say PLAYOFFS
DPHIN - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Rex: Thank god I pushed my boner down my leg, JT is so friggin hot!
Irishphan - January 4, 2012
''I bet his feet taste soooooo much better than Sanchez's''
Irishphan - January 4, 2012
That's Bad but funny
DPHIN - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Soooo wrong.
Alpha6 - January 4, 2012
Too much? haha
Irishphan - January 5, 2012
Rex: "Maybe I oughta put 99 in at quarterback -- at least he could see over those linemen"
rintintinsoldier - January 4, 2012
JT: "You mad?"
BSerious72 - January 4, 2012
JT to rex: I'd rather retire than ever be this close to you again !
daytonadolfan - January 4, 2012
HEY REXX! DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!!! lol
Stats407 - January 4, 2012 via mobile
rex : mmmmm I wonder if i can sneak into the locker room and steal JT'S odor eater's ,his feet smell like heaven!
daytonadolfan - January 4, 2012
Back up 54 I'm not into spooning. I'm only into FEET and sucking on little fat stubby toes . You know the ones like grubs with the juicy center
DPHIN - January 4, 2012 via mobile
The ghost of 99 still haunts Rex Ryan
FishNFinz - January 4, 2012
i put my hand up on my hip,when i dip you dip we....
Jason: Rex stop lookin at my feet.
dolphinfan4lyfe - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Rex is saying " Damn he is sexy, I want his toes"!!
21Dave - January 4, 2012
Jason is saying " Damn his is a fat bitch"!!
21Dave - January 4, 2012
I. Drank. Your. Milkshake.
LimeyPhin - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Even cameras fail to capture the future hall of famer without the blurr...
Phinphinatic - January 4, 2012
Lol @ how not funny we are
Hahaha
Little Nicky 21 - January 4, 2012 via Android app
JT to Rex: "you want it now, or after I shower...."
Alpha6 - January 4, 2012
Not everyone can come up w a winner like you, kind sir
“Also, Rex Ryan is, etc” = comedy gold. Best. Caption. Ever. Kudos, my good man.
LoveWingsHatePenguins - January 4, 2012 via mobile
Lol I don't feel funny in caption contests..
Not my medium
Little Nicky 21 - January 4, 2012 via Android app
Not everyone can come up w a winner like you, kind sir
“Also, Rex Ryan is, etc” = comedy gold. Best. Caption. Ever. Kudos, my good man.
LoveWingsHatePenguins - January 4, 2012 via mobile
JT fading off into the sunset
604finsfan - January 4, 2012
Hey Rex, you got something to say? Didn't think so.
TheFinReaper - January 4, 2012
Hey Rex, Branden Jacobs wanted me to tell you something
Who’s in the playoffs bitch thought so.
DPHIN - January 4, 2012 via mobile
"If you havin' QB problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but the jets ain't one!"
The Earl - January 4, 2012
Quality
Little Nicky 21 - January 4, 2012 via Android app
Jason Taylor/Rex Ryan Photo Caption
COME ON, MAN!! YOU KNOW I’VE ALWAYS HATED GANG GREEN!!
sharchris13 - January 4, 2012
JT:"Cool: Its a Mr. Potato Head: Head Coach edition!"
Brantner78 - January 4, 2012
Two seconds later, Taylor finished the blurry transformation into the human sized pork chop Rex was imagining him to be...
Brantner78 - January 4, 2012
Nice
Lol
Little Nicky 21 - January 4, 2012 via Android app
You're hungry now.. huh.
Alpha6 - January 4, 2012
Bet you are!
wild zion beaver - January 5, 2012
JT: "Can't believe I actually played for such a moron and to let him in my house."
fin4three5yrs - January 4, 2012
You broke my Sanchez, you bastard!
nickzi - January 4, 2012
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die...
TheLikeMy - January 4, 2012
I can't wait to send Rexy's fat ass packing home
Dolphinsfan23 - January 4, 2012
Well Jason just put us out of the Playoffs, Man I could go for two Cheeseburgers right now.
Whippets2 - January 4, 2012
Man we should have given him the signing bonus!
wild zion beaver - January 6, 2012
Don't care what happens dont give him a sack, even if you throw an interseption!
wild zion beaver - January 5, 2012
I need to lose 99 pounds
victophine - January 5, 2012
rex ryan!
wild zion beaver - January 6, 2012
Man we should have given him the signing bonus!
wild zion beaver - January 6, 2012
Rex- alright Jason where's my bucket of KFC I know youve got it
DPHIN - January 5, 2012 via mobile
Give him an Italian neck-tie!
wild zion beaver - January 5, 2012
Is he realy leaving on his tearms or could he....................................................?
wild zion beaver - January 6, 2012
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