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Giants at Packers NFL Divisional Playoffs Live Thread

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NEW YORK GIANTS-NFC EAST (10-7) AT GREEN BAY PACKERS-NFC NORTH (15-1
)

SERIES

GIANTS

PACKERS

LEADER (REG. SEASON)

27-21-2

STREAKS (REG. SEASON)

6 of past 7

COACHES VS. OPP.

(REG. & POSTSEASON)

Coughlin: 2-5

McCarthy: 3-1

COACHES PLAYOFF RECORD

9-7

5-2

VS. COMMON OPP.

(REG. SEASON)

NYG: 1-1 (NO 0-1; StL. 1-0)

GB: 2-0 (NO 1-0; StL. 1-0)

PLAYOFF RECORD

21-24

29-16

LAST WEEK

W 24-2 vs. Falcons

Bye (Wk. 17: W 45-41 vs. Lions)

LAST GAME (REG. SEASON)

12/4/11: Packers 38 at Giants 35. Green Bay K Mason Crosby kicks game-winning 31-yard FG as time expires. Packers QB Aaron Rodgers passes for 369 yards & 4 TDs in win.

LAST GAME AT SITE

(REG. SEASON)

12/26/10: Packers 45, Giants 17. Rodgers passes for 404 yards & 4 TDs, each to different receiver. Packers RB John Kuhn adds 2 rushing TDs.

LAST PLAYOFF

1/20/08: Giants 23 at Packers 20 (OT). New York K Lawrence Tynes converts game-winning 47-yard FG in OT as Giants win NFC Championship.

BROADCAST

FOX (3:30 PM CT): Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Pam Oliver & Chris Myers (Field reporters). Westwood One Radio: Kevin Harlan, Dan Fouts, Hub Arkush (Field reporter). SIRIUS: 88 (WW1), 92 (NYG), 86 (GB). XM: 88 (WW1), 225 (NYG), 226 (GB).

Star-divide

STAT LEADERS

PASSING

Manning: 359-589-4,933 (3C)-29-16-92.9

Rodgers: 343-502-4,643-45 (2L)-6-122.5 (1L)

RUSHING

Bradshaw: 171-659-3.9-9

Starks: 133-578-4.3-1

RECEIVING

Cruz: 82-1,536 (3L)-18.7-9

Nelson: 68-1,263-18.6-15 (3L)

OFFENSE

385.1

405.1 (3L)

TAKE/GIVE

+7

+24 (2L)

DEFENSE

376.4

411.6

SACKS

Pierre-Paul: 16.5

Matthews: 6

INTs

Webster: 6 (T2C)

Woodson: 7 (T1L)

PR

Ross: 7.1

Cobb (R): 11.3

KR

D. Thomas: 24.3

Cobb (R): 27.7 (1C)

PUNTING

Weatherford: 45.7

Masthay: 45.6

KICKING

Tynes: 100 (43/43 PAT; 19/24 FG)

Crosby: 140 (68/69 PAT; 24/28 FG)

NOTES

TEAMS MEET for 7th time in postseason. 1st 5 meetings were NFL Champ. Last playoff meeting was 2007 NFC Champ. GB has won 4 of previous 6 postseason meetings. NYG won last playoff meeting (2007 NFC Champ, 23-20 in OT) during team's SB XLII championship season. Packers won Week 13 meeting (38-35).

GIANTS: Playing in 31st postseason, most in NFL history. Head coach TOM COUGHLIN has led NYG to 5 postseason appearances, tied with BILL PARCELLS for most in team history. Giants had 2 players selected to Pro Bowl: QB ELI MANNING (2nd) & DE JASON PIERRE-PAUL (1st)...QB Manning passed for 277 yards, 3 TDs & 129.3 rating in WC last week. Has 11 postseason TD passes, most in team history. Ranks 2nd in club playoff history with 1,574 pass yards, 136 comp. & 225 att. Had franchise-record 4,933 pass yards & 8 300-yard games in reg. season. Has 22 career 300-yard games & passed PHIL SIMMS (21) for most in team history. Recorded 7th consecutive season with 3,000+ pass yards & 20+ pass TDs, most in team history. Had 15 4th quarter TD passes in reg. season, most ever in season, topping HOFer JOHNNY UNITAS & PEYTON MANNING...RB BRANDON JACOBS ties for 2nd in club postseason history with 3 rush TDs & needs 1 to tie JOE MORRIS (4) for most. Since start of 2005 (incl. playoffs), has 59 rush TDs, tied for 4th most in NFL. RB AHMAD BRADSHAW is 1 of 7 players in NFL with 1,800+ rush yards (1,894) & 80+ receptions (81) since start of 2010 season...WR HAKEEM NICKS had 6 catches for 115 yards & 2 TDs in WC last week, his 1st career playoff game. Ranked 2nd on team in reg. season with 76 catches, 1,192 yards & 7 TDs. Only player in team history with 75+ catches, 1,000+ yards & 7+ TDs in consecutive seasons. WR VICTOR CRUZ had team-record 1,536 rec. yards in reg. season, 193 more than previous mark (1,343, AMANI TOOMER). Had team-high 9 rec. TDs in reg. season, incl. 99-yard TD in Week 16, tied for longest in NFL history. Had 5 rec. TDs of 65+ yards in reg. season, 2nd most in season in NFL history (6, HOFer ELROY "CRAZYLEGS" HIRSCH, 1951). Had 7 100-yard games in reg. season, most by Giant in season. Cruz (1,536) & Nicks (1,192) are 1st set of Giants to each record 1,000+ rec. yards in same season. WR MARIO MANNINGHAM has 19 career rec. TDs & 13 have been 20+ yards, incl. 27-yard TD in last week's WC...DE Pierre-Paul ranked 4th in NFL during reg. season with 16.5 sacks. Joined HOFer LAWRENCE TAYLOR & MICHAEL STRAHAN as only Giants with 16+ sacks in season. DE JUSTIN TUCK had 2 sacks in SB XLII, tied for most in postseason game by Giant. In past 23 games (incl. playoffs), DE OSI UMENYIORA has 20.5 sacks & 11 FFs. Has 3 career postseason sacks. Team had 20 reg.-season INTs, most by NYG since 2000 when club advanced to SB XXXV. CB COREY WEBSTER led team with career-high 6 INTs in reg. season. Had INT in 2007 NFC Champ. vs. GB. Has 2 career postseason INTs.

PACKERS: Have won 13 NFL championships, most all-time. Team's .644 postseason winning pct. (29-16) is best in NFL history. Club has 29 playoff wins, 3rd most in NFL annals. Head coach MIKE MC CARTHY is 5-2 (.714) in postseason, 2nd best mark in franchise history (HOFer VINCE LOMBARDI, 9-1, .900). Won franchise-record 15 games, 6th team in NFL history with 15 wins. Packers were 6-0 vs. 2011 playoff teams. Team scored 560 points, most in franchise history & 2nd most all-time. Packers had 7 players selected to Pro Bowl: WR GREG JENNINGS (2nd), FB JOHN KUHN (1st), LB CLAY MATTHEWS (3rd), DT B.J. RAJI (1st), QB AARON RODGERS (2nd), C SCOTT WELLS (1st) & CB CHARLES WOODSON (8th)...QB Rodgers had 122.5 rating, best single-season mark in NFL history. Set NFL season record with 13 games with 100+ rating & 12 games with 110+ rating. Had franchise record 4,643 pass yards & 45 TDs. Is only QB in NFL history to pass for 4,000+ yards & have 6 or fewer INTs. In postseason, Rodgers has completed 118 of 174 (67.8 pct.) for 1,517 yards with 13 TDs vs. 3 INTs for 112.6 rating, highest in NFL history. Also ranks 1st in NFL playoff history with 67.8 comp. pct. & 8.72 avg. gain. Is 2-0 in career vs. NYG with 773 yards, 8 TDs, 1 INT & 121.2 rating...RB RYAN GRANT rushed for franchise playoff record 201 yards in 2007 Div. (1/12/08), 1 of 7 200-yard rush games in NFL postseason history. RB JAMES STARKS led NFL with 315 postseason rush yards last year...Packers had 5 WRs with 25+ catches each for 1st time in team history: JORDY NELSON (68), Jennings (67), JAMES JONES (38), DONALD DRIVER (37) & rookie RANDALL COBB (25). Nelson had career-highs in catches (68), yards (1,263) & TDs (15). His 15 rec. TDs were 3rd most by Packer in season. In 7 career playoff games, Jennings has 5 TDs & 3 100-yard games. Driver has 46 postseason catches & needs 2 to pass ANTONIO FREEMAN (47) for most in team history. Cobb led NFC & was 2nd in NFL with 27.7 KR avg. TE JERMICHAEL FINLEY had 55 catches for 767 yards & 8 TDs & is 1st GB TE with 2 seasons of 50+ catches, 600+ yards & 5+ TDs...Since joining GB in 2006, CB Woodson has 37 INTs (2nd in NFL) & 9 INT-TDs (1st in NFL). Has INT-TD in each of 6 years with GB & is only player in NFL history with INT-TD in 6 consecutive seasons. Since 2010 (incl. playoffs), CB TRAMON WILLIAMS leads NFL with 13 INTs. Williams had 3 INTs in last year's playoffs, incl. 70-yard INT-TD. LB Matthews had 6 sacks & 3 INTs (1 TD) in 2011 & is 1st player in team history with defensive TD in each of 1st 3 NFL seasons. Had INT-TD in last game vs. NYG. LB DESMOND BISHOP led team in tackles. S CHARLIE PEPRAH tied for 3rd among Safeties with career-high 5 INTs & had most INT return yards by S (147).

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shmuck , lol
Lol
how you doing kiddo
I'm good

You?

doing good , missed most of the ravens game

had to go fix my moms toilet , lol . started out as just changing the seat but ended up a total rebuild !

Wow

sounds fun

routine for me , been doing it for 35 yrs

just bad timing , lol

and nice placement of the sarcasm box , by the way , lol
Lol

So you do that as a job? Sounds like you would have had some interesting experiences.

yep, it can be, but now I wotk for the county, just work on government builings now

but when you work at peoples houses , you never know what you are going to see or hear.

Lol
Lol, I wouldnt be able to do it
yeah , it;s a shitty job (pun intended) but hey smells like money , lol
Well

You gotta do what you gotta do.

It can be good sometimes though

Had an old guy once , called me to fix a bath sink, he walked me into the bedroom to get to the bath and his 22 yr old daughter was passed out drunk and naked on the bed , he acted like she wasn’t even there, I spent the whole time working by feel cuz my eyes were glued to the mirror and her , lol

I student
Ignore this

Typo

Wow that sounds like a weird old dude

Geez, you sure she was just passed out from drinking?

wasn't sure if I was being set up or what so I just stuck to working and looking lol

and she was fine too, she rolled around a little while I was there, but you could smell the booze on her as soon as i walked in the room

Lol

You sure yhe guy wasnt helping you iut

I suddenly want that job
those kind of things didn't happen that often, but

once in a while you get a hot housewife give you a show , but they do it to get hot for the hubby , you have to stay professional, that is unless they unzip you whil;e you are under the sink, lol happened to my brother , lucky bastard !

Got any left over?
not anymore , lol don't work for the public anymore .
Wow

Your brother got really lucky, lol.

Go giants!
Who ya got???
Well... I had a wife... but she was psycho... so now it's just me... lol
Did you find her that way?
Not quite. Should have listen to others better and done some background...
C'mon Giants. Let's see that D line do some damage.
Hoping for a NYG win!
giants win 24-21
21-17
27-21
How many times will NYG sack Rodgers this afternoon?

Hoping for … six or so.

i would say 5
eight....

two per qtr

Booyah!
Dolphins to interview Pete Carmichael and Mike McCoy next week
No to Carmichael.
Gregg Williams, yes. He is the prodigy of Jeff Fisher.
Fisher sucks... and no to Williams as well
He runs a good D with less talent than Carmichael.
Statistically, Nolan's defense is better than Williams

Don’t forget we might also interview Houston’s OC. His schemes work well with our personnel.

Nolan has much more talent to work with.
Not by much
We have better CBS and LBers (although Davis was injured).

Ss and DL are a push.

CBs are about the same as Smith is not that good
Smith had more good moments this year than bad.
He's clearly #2 behind Davis now

and could stand to be upgraded.

Both had down years.

Davis was getting lit up before the injury. Let’s see what we have next season.

Davis is a gambler
Davis was one of the best corners in the league the second-half of the season

WTF?

Indeed... and he has much better ball skills than Smith
But got lit up the first part of the season.

So, he was inconsistent. Smith had a down year as well.

He had hamstring injuries

And you make it sound like he was allowing four scores a game.

In the NE game, Brady was targeting Davis.

That only happens when Brady sees a weakness in the D.

Which NE game? The one where our entire defense was out of shape?
Before the cramps, Brady was targeting Davis

and a little of Sapp. Basically Brady thought Davis was a bigger hole in the secondary than Sapp.

It's still not a good judge of a player

Davis obviously had issues early in the season. After the benching, he cleaned up his act and he played very well. He’s not an issue anymore.

He was replaced by Carroll ... because of hamstring injuries and cramping

Not really a fair gauge, IMO.

That was our worst defensive performance of the season

You could make the case that Cam Wake sucks too, based on his performance in that game.

Despite the difference in scheme, I'd say our front seven is way better than New Orleans'
Oh, yes.

Vilma is their ony good LBer and he isn’t pro bowl worthy.

Dansby is pro bowl worthy and Burnett is very good. Misi is very good at setting the edge and is never thrown at in coverage (the highest compliment for a cover man).

Wake is a monster, even if he is sowing down.

We need to upgrade Misi's spot

Upshaw or Mercilus would take care of our WOLB spot in a hurry.

The problem with Misi is he is a terrible pass rusher
I like that plan as well.
As long as we don't become a run-heavy team
Meh. If we go for a run n' gun O like PIT, it will work. Only thing is we would need more speed at WR.
We need an elite QB
Isn't Williams going to STL with Fisher?
Can't make a lateral move without NO's consent.
Fairly certain Williams' contract is up ...
We need to interview him. See how he shutdown the 49ers O.
Shutdown? They gave up 36 points to Alex Smith
You really weren't watching the game.

They gave up 17 of those points when the average starting position was NO’s 36.

Then 14 in the two minute drill.

Nothing for the better part of three quarters.

Williams blitzes too much for my preference

I like a good standard pass rush, like the Giants have.

You have to be aggressive in this league, get pressure

and cause turnovers.

I'd rather do that with a standard rush than sending multiple blitzes all the time

or at least mix things up with zone rushes like Pitt uses.

And then this defense had tire tracks all over it on SF's final two possessions
So did the stout 49ers D.
We're not talking about hiring their D coordinator, are we?

Unless Williams was working for SF yesterday, too.

Crazy things can happen in the two minute drill because the game changes.

Even great Ds can give up scores to good players (Davis classifies as this)

Either way, Williams isn't coming here

Carmichael is a good choice and Houston’s OC would be a good choice too. Both could do wonders with RG3.

Carmichael wouldn't work out here.

He has no idea how to use our 1000 yd rusher and would need much more speed at WR for his schemes to work.

Carmichael would be fine

NO has had a good rushing attack for a while. I’m sure he would use Bush properly, instead of running him up the middle time and time again like our previous folks did.

He made Bush a bust.

Think about it, how often does a HB get traded for a 6th and a PS body, then have a 1000 yd. 5.0 ypc season?

That is the OC’s fault.

Is that the only thing you got?
NO also had a running back by committee

And I personally don’t care if Bush has a 1000 yard season. I just want to win and Carmichael knows how to do that.

So hire a guy that doesn't know how to

use the tools you got?

Hire a guy who knows how to coach and develop a QB

I’m not all about the running game. QBs are more important now. Bush got 1000 yards and 5.0 YPC and we finished 6-10. If we get a QB in the draft, I want a coach who can develop him to be elite rather than worry about a RB getting 1000 yards again.

I want both.

NE is the most complete O I’ve ever seen. This is because they have a great passing game, but also a great running game. Why can’t I have that?

Who's coaching Jacksonville?
You are leaving under a rock... he's good... very good.
Umm... No to McCoy

He’s Dan Henning 2.0. We want NO part of that. Carmichael actually runs a good offense.

Except has no clue how to use Bush.
You got a gf?
No, although that might change soon.
Then we can say you didn't know how to use bush either... LOL! LOL!
That still doesn't fix his problem.
Oh, this makes me happy

Ross wants a team that scores a boatload of points, and he’s going about this the right away.

Where di you get that info?
Hahahahahaha.. get'm Drum!
Twitter
I got it from Twitter...

I may or may not be true. But if it is, I like it.

I haven't found that info anywhere.
how many touchdowns will rodgers throw for?

My guess is 3

G-Men on first!
G-Men recover a funble!!
elbo down!
Yeah, that's too bad

Putting up a 10-point lead on GB before their offense even hits the field would’ve been a sweet thing to see.

Over throw! Ha ha
Packers go home!
uhhhhh they are home,lol
Well, to each home to BBQ, then... lol
mmmmmmmmm , got ribs slow cooking on the grill now.
Ass, that's just teasing.... hard core.
your welcome, just leave the monkey at home.
Choice baby-back or killer koone spare!
Not sure why this Pack team annoys me, but they do

And yet, I’ll be huge fans of theirs if it’s GB and NE in the Super Bowl. Yecch.

damn c'mon defense!
to think we could of had Nicks
Hoping green bay wins

So fewell will be available for interviews.

Also

Pot, stop with the “carmichael doesn’t know how to use bush” bullshit. It’s wrong on two levels.
1) Carmichael was not calling plays when Bush was in NO.
2) Bush led the team in TD’s the year before they went to the super bowl, and was second behind Colston in the year they won the title.
Every time you say this it becomes obvious that you don’t know what you are talking about.

Whatever, if you want as great QB without a ruuning game or D. You can have that. Just don't

complain when you don’t win a single SB with that said QB.

They do have a running game

They just use several runners

But, we don't have the runners in MIA. We have Bush
We also have DT

And a chance at Richerdson if Cleaveland takes RG3

Lol because the Saints haven't won a super bowl

Oh wait…

That OC also has never developed a QB.
When you have Drew Brees that doesn't really come up

But that doesn’t mean he can’t

Lol you can't be serious
Score update?

I’m at the store

Not a bad thought process

He’s brilliant.

Love it

I think Buffalo may have made a mistake not removing the interim tag and keeping him

That ball was out
WTF

WOW these officials are terrible

Yeah, the fix is in

There’s no way that was down by contact. Such bullshit.

F'ing horrible call
What are these...UFL refs?
There was a game that had 40 penaltys & i thought thatwas to many!
Hey Transformers is on

Oh wait its the second one …never mind

Such a horrible film
Megan Fox

Horrible actress fantastically hot

The Packers must have sold about 200 shares of those stocks to these Refs
yup good job asshole refs, hand the Packers 7 points
Surprise onside fail
Gift for the turnover or noneturnover!
Refs absolutely stole this game from NYG. Sad. I didn't know Tim Donaghy was in the NFL now

You can’t biff those kinds of calls in the playoffs.

I am shocked that these aren't the same refs from the Roethlisberger fumble game in Miami last season
I here you cant play two into day!
That should be against the law!
wow , a lot of ham hands out there today
Packers were given butterfingers before the game
They should have given the Refs glasses while they were at it
Is that sick durring halftime ihere sweatsause will be served!
Did you notice that Hawks led with his helmet but there was no penalty
This!
That would've been an automatic 15-yard penalty if it was Rodgers getting the helmet shot
I think what I hate most

Is when ref’s poor calls (or noncalls) influence the game

Yeah, it's frustrating
I wonder if on one of these runs Rogers is doing

If he gets lit up will they throw the flag. He’s not sliding feet first which means he a runner

Fumble to be called back

Lol

HE'S DOWN!

McCarthy should challenge it, im sure they’ll reverse it

lol at the crowd during that fumble

“KUUUUUUUHHHHHHNNNN …NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

hehehehehehehehe clasic!
Funny
Hay al stop by my post & drop a rec off!
whats a rec

ive heard it a few times but no idea what it is

actionsall the way to the rite theres a Button just befor that pop it twice=rec!
WZB

Got to say you always have the best avatar on the site.

TY sir!
But Now put that magnafying glass away!
There's nose smudges on my screen
Lmao!
At least that's what I'm saying they are.
Yeah get us a QB then relie on free agents Its caled we only want smart football players!
holy shit
that is how you go into a half
Last minute I switched my fantasy WR from Nicks to Torrey Smith

And Cruz has been doing nothing for me. FML

your playing the playoffs. How does that work?
Haven't you seen those annoying "Had a bad day" NFL fantasy commercials?

Those are fantasy football in the playoff.

the one with the bitch with the cowboy ornoment in her car
lol. Yes

Romolicious

NFL.com

You just pick a starting lineup each week.

Lol. Hakeem Nicks is ridiculous
I'll never understand the Eli haters.
Yeah, he doesn't bother me

He’s got game. He’s not nearly as cerebral as Peyton, but Eli’s got a strong arm and has complete control over the Giants’ offense. Good stuff.

There's plenty of reason to hate Eli Manning.

Part of it has to do with not being able to lead his team to wins without much D like his brother does.

he throws too many picks

and more importantly his brother is Payton manning so he will always be judged to that standard and he frankly cant keep up, but honestly who could

I can't believe that the game announcers haven't talked much about how the Giants have been screwed by the refs here.

Especially on that Jennings fumble. There’s no way the Packers should have even 10 points on the board right now.

Yeah, they should have 3 points right now

That no-call on the fumble was horrendous.

There wining you dont change nuthing till it breaks!
The announcers are in on the payoff

I can’t stand hearing them gush over their favorites. They should just recuse themselves and stay home

Fox analysts are pretty much dickheads

It’s like listening to a fraternity host a sports show.

I loved when Tebow was winning just because they said he couldn't
why on Earth does Micheal Strahan have a job in annoucing with that lisp of his
It's horrible.. I have a feeling most officials and the NFL are hoping the Giants hold on here..

It will be easily forgotten if the Giants win anyway

American Idol sickens me
steven tylers face does that to me
lol. I am envious that he still picks up chicks at the age of 63
the voice is last to go so!

Viagra!!!!

I doubt they see his face

as much as they see his wallet

watch out steven has powers!
William Hung, FTW!
"She bangs! She bangs!"
REALLY hate this commercial

And that Steelers’ fan in the shower has the biggest beer gut. Excellent representation!

thoughtr that was a chick & she was pregnent!
there out of the playoffs

So now BigBen can follow 19 year olds into bathrooms all he wants

Awesome!
Yeah, I like how Umenyiora was basically in position to take multiple swipes at the ball
g-men are going to bust this thing wide open
Yeah, hope so.
I doubt it

Even though I hope so. I suspect it will be close to the end. 10 points is close for GB.

Thought they were going to score on the turnover!
NYG vs SF

I wonder who will be the Vegas favorite…

SF

3 points

Only because they're at home

But the funny part is that the Giants are much better on the road.

true

but they have to go cross country

True but they played pretty well there last time lost 27-20

With the ball in the red zone, but couldnt convert on 4th down, which they did twice earlier in the drive… Still have to win this one though, not over by a long shot

I guess I wont win that hat
it was a certain TD that was not!
20 point jump street!
Great ball spot there

Apparently the Refs weren’t handed glasses before the 2nd half either

Is this bought & payed for the game i mean!
All they could say is slow to get up!
lol true that

The funny part is he was on his feet standing on the sideline at the time

Geezy there going to let them score on the ground!
8 in the box will stop that thought!
but that will get you beat by Rogers.
any lower that hits the uprite & bounces back!
I thought it was going to go a bit wide right

Wishful thinking I guess.

I'm watching it on my computer

So shitty… Like 80% shitty

that's pretty shitty
LOL!

You have a TV connection to your computer?

No..

I’m using other methods..

upsetting to say the least!
wire clothes hanger and , aluminum

foil?

I'll send my rabbit ears!
Eighty percent of the time, it works every time.
Thats on the early games!
What happened Nicky!
The company that broadcasts the local fox station in miami

Is in a dispute with directv over a price increase, so they pulled the channel.
Basically, they want to charge directv 300% more to carry the miami area fox affiliate, and directv said no, so Sunbeam international pulled the channel off the air to try and pressure them into agreeing to the price increase.

So the game is not on lol

sounds like extortion to me
No idea

I just like that directv took a stand and called them out publicly about trying to triple the price for a local channel

Agreed!

Need to stand up to bullies

they tried the same thing up here in central florida with brighthouse and they called

fox’s bluff, but hey faux news has to pay the talking heads somehow , lol

Lol true
Nicky unplug directv hook up sum wire cable to your tv chanel 29!
Hook what up?

I don’t have cable

go out side getsum wire hook up to the back of your tv thenconect to your closes peice of metal!
Break into your neighbors house and watch it there
Lol I hate my neighbors
splice their cable then, lol
More reason to do a b and e
Ohyeah were did this Idea come from, the internet!
That's why you would break in and not invite yourself over
Why can't you just learn to play nice and get along with others?
Regular tv29 with the rabbit ears!
That happened a while back with a few other channels

including Fox and NatGeo.

Yeah I know they had issues with all the fox sports networks, and fox eventually caved
If NY wins, that will turn the hat contest upside down,....

Best overall record plus tie breaker to win,….

dont worry they wont that hats mine
Run up the field
He's not sliding. Hit the snot out of him
Why does the clock sometimes resumes after a player runs oob?

Does it have to do with getting forced out or something?

I think if forward progress is stopped before he gets OOB, then the clock continues to run
watch the ref and see if he keeps the clock running
Alright ladies you can relax. I am here!
tex, wut's up buddy ! damn rodgers slung that one a little hard !
Yeah and no need to do so when the guy is open by a mile.
difference between Brady/Rodgers and the rest of the guys

they want the ball there quick so he can get as many YAC as possible

Yeah I get that but if your leading the guy a bit you can't but it in there like a bullet from a gun.
the little guys in here r complaining!
Nicky I assume?
yep!
Hows the boy!
He's great. Thanks for asking. Hows your little one?
Whew a bundle!
LOL Yeah they are when they are little like that.
Total no that attatude!
But they are also a blast at that age.
anything interest him!
hopefully the Dolphins

lol

He knows the song just need a winning streak to keep him interested!
forget live games

throw in a Marino highlight video every Sunday at 1pm lol

Yeah but that over the top curiosity is how they learn.
wish my health was 20 years younger!
lmao, beav... I hear ya buddy
tona sup pal!
just hangin' pal

and watching the giants take that hat away from me , lol

Yeah home games till the end OMG I have to watch out!
Its something in that Jersey water that he was raised on.
Take it back
Where were you born again?
Manhattan
Ah yes, New York. Explains sooooooo much.
I moved to FL before I could talk
But................
shut up Hank

lol

Where are you folks from?
NY
Ahhh. Yes. Indeed.

Me? Born in North Miami Beach. Dad? Born in Miami. Mom? Born in Miami.

Your a NYer.

raised my whole life in FL

not a New Yorker.

Meh.
you left

traitor

I would still be there if not for my child but I still maintain property there.

How much property do you own in Florida?

I'm 25

I own a car.

Well you can always live in that I suppose.
No I live in a house
Well sort of.
no not sort of

I’m sitting in the living room, on the computer. In the house.

you should really sit in a chair not "on " the computer !
They still let you in the house?
I do all the cooking

damn right they do lol

So your the maid?
good lord...

maids clean.. chefs cook…

Some maids cook too.
they are butlers
Whatever. Stop splitting hairs.

If they are the ones that employ you they can call you anything they would like.

they call me their son
Well thats touching but a weird

thing to call the help.

this is why I will never move to Texas

lol

Hey I want out of Texas at some point

but I still have a kid that I have to see off to college first.

Son of a B**ch?
Did you honestly just fucking say that to me?
it was a reply to me

lol use your “up” button

LOL Fair enough. My bad.
nope replied to nicky but it tiered under yours
call a spade a spade!
Man serventcomon man!
loseing weight is acceptable!
We need to sign Finley if the Packers don't franchise him
Ugh never do the opponent's taunt until the game is over.
He was just showing Raji what he had... LOL
Discount double check
Either Crus has fans everywhere, or the crowds just love saying his name
Ok guys I have been stuck down at the Rangers Fan Fest all weekend long. Any news of merit that I may have

missed while out of pocket?

supposedly we are going to interview Carmichael

joy

Good news.
definitely

unfortunately, if the Giants win, it’s at least another week before we can interview Fewell..

I don’t know why I’m so worried about it, we’re gonna end up with The Dave Tube.

Fortunately, if the Giants win

I will be happy

^this^
lol cool

Hopefully we are 6:39 game time away from being happy then

Whatever happens, happens. If a guy comes along that they fall in love with then that who it will be anyway.
theres a link in fanshots

that leads to an article which says Carmichael turned down the opportunity to be the Phins OC twice.

I dunno if I can take another rejection.

holy crap

http://www.dolphinstalk.com/2012/01/charley-casserly-of-cbs-3-more-names.html

A little known fact is that Pete Carmichael Jr has turned the Dolphins down twice to be their offensive coordinator. Once under Cam Cameron and once for Tony Sparano.
But not wanting to work for a particular HC and being the head guy are two greatly different things.
true

lets see what happens

my confidence is shot tho

lol exactly

I just expect things to not work out in our favor

Chin up! Be positive. Its going to be ok. All my other teams are doing well or getting better so the Phins

have to be right behind, right?

well now the computer is working fine!
Might be different this time since it's a HC position
tell me this

does Carmichael want this job if Ireland still has final say on personnel? Not saying Carmichael would want it, but I don’t know if he would like Ireland making the calls.

I'm sure he'd be fine if he got some input into personnel situations

You know he doesn’t want to get stuck with Henne or someone like him.

yeah I think that's the #1 issue

if Ireland is committed to getting a franchise QB, I don’t think Carmichael has any reason not to take the job.

head coach has his own GM wtf!
Honestly who would want to work under Cam or Tony
It's all Ireland's fault...
Not news.
Yes but it's good to know
No. Its more like being hit over the head with the same information over and over and over.

Also why is there a post up from someone that is calling them-self God?

shouldn't you figure that out

Phinsider FBI lol

No that takes effort and I am tired.
Brandon Jacobs is soft

I don’t care that he’s 270, he’s a soft runner.

Your soft.
I'm also right
Soft like a marshmallow I tell ya'!
gotta hate on tall ppl right?
lol no because I like Marshall

but seriously.. Jacobs runs like a bitch.

yup

no one noticed it tho when Giants o-line had multiple probowlers for the past decade

I noticed he was the Earth in their Earth Wind and Fire backfield

when he should’ve been the Wind lol

especially when he tries to run sideways
or when he tiptoes in the hole
He's trying out for "dancing with the stars"
He's gotta pound the ball forward

How you have him as opposed to Bradshaw run offtackle is beyond me

because Bradshaw runs harder

which shouldn’t be true, but it is.

hmph

can’t argue there, though i should theoretically lol

It's one of the biggest mysteries in physics, along with finding a magnetic monopole
I have no idea what that is
but I bet alpa has one in his basement !
alpha*
sum inside infomation here!
It attracts mid state floridians!
all magnets have two poles: north and south

unlike electrically charged particles with have a single charge (positive or negative)

right

I know that.. so wouldn’t a monopole not exist?

wow , way over this crowd, lol speaking for myself that is !
that's why it's a mystery

There isn’t really a good explanation for it. Just like why a DT-sized RB runs soft.

DT = Daniel Thomas? lol

but I don’t think it’s a mystery if it can’t exist.. unless it actually does.

Well the mystery is that electricity and magnetism are very closely related

and one side acts one way, but the other side acts differently. And no one really knows why.

Gravity is weird too.

Gravity is very weird

it seems like the opposite of normal physics like centrifugal force. We should theoretically be launched into space due to the earth spinning. But we don’t.

I think we all owe a huge debt of gratitude to Isaac Newton for inventing gravity.

Centrifugal force doesn't exist
huh?

I’m pretty sure I can prove it with a bucket of water

The phenomenon known as "centrifugal force" is actually a product of inertia

there is no force pushing outward in angular motion.

seems like there is

what is keeping the water in the bucket?

inertia

anything in motion will continue in a straight line unless acted upon by another force. Let’s say you are spinning your bucket of water and the bottom of the bucket opens. The water will continue in a straight line from the point that the centripetal (inward force) stops.

As the bucket turns, at every instance, the water is moving in a straight line. But at the very next instant, the interior of the bucket moves in a different direction. The water still moves forward, but the sides of the bucket force it to move. As you add up these instances, you get angular (circular) motion. The sides of the bucket force the water to move, thus it feels the effect of the inertia and we call that centrifugal force.

If there were a true centrifugal force, then the motion of the bucket would not be circular.

so Centrifugal force is inertia in a circle?
inertia is a term to describe a state of motion

An object will stay in it’s current state of motion unless acted upon by an external force. The phenomenon of centrifugal force is simply experiencing the changing of the state of motion continuously, in a circular motion. There is no extra force involved.

Looking at the earth example: if the earth suddenly stopped spinning, everything would start moving in a tangential direction to the spin of the earth (everything would move east at about 900 MPH). If centrifugal force existed, we would fly of the earth at approximately 45 degree angle.

well yeah we wouldn't leave the earth because of gravity

but if not for gravity, wouldn’t we all fly off into space because of the rotation?

well if the earth slowed gradually, then we'd stay on the surface

If it stopped suddenly, we would enter orbit. Everything on the surface is traveling about 900 MPH, depending oh your location on the surface.

no but I mean if there was no gravity

and the rotation stayed constant

well since we are in motion with the earth

we would just float off the surface.

some of us before others , lol
float?

I figure we would be flung into orbit at 900 mph.. Kind of like jumping out of a moving car..

well without gravity, we probably wouldn't be in motion anyway
ok let's set the scenario up

Homer Simpson spills his coffee on the gravity power plant, and suddenly gravity is disabled. What happens?

floating doghnuts?
death
how?
Incineration from atmospheric compression
would our corpse particles be flung into orbit

I’ll be honest, I just want you to tell me that if gravity stopped, we would all fly into space

well we would unless were somehow attached to the earth
so grab grass and hold on?
bungee cords for everyone !!!!
that would be so much fun

reverse bungee? lol

It would be fun till the uh ... air thing dissapatess
lol

I would sign up for no cord.. launch me through space please

You mean like puff puff
no like actually grab your front lawn

lol

Thats puff puff pass!
you would need something

anchored deeper than that. LOL

the handrail for my swimming pool?
something anchored deep into the earth

as much of the surface would fly off too.

hide in a cave?
to be honest

no one really knows what would happen if gravity disappeared. It’s one of the weaker fundamental forces, if not the weakest. The universe might explode or something.

I get migrains that are very sevear!
But gravity is the centripetal force involved here

the force of the atmosphere would probably keep us from just flying off the surface, though the resulting pressure would probably incinerate us.

wouldn't the atmosphere dissipate?

isn’t that here because of gravity as well?

It would eventually

but we would go flying through it before that.

so we WOULD fly into space?

just not make it all the way to space because we would get shredded by the clouds?

if we could withstand the G-Forces

and moving through the atmosphere really fast, then we’d be fly off in a tangential direction to the motion, and continue in that direction forever unless acted upon by another force.

like getting hit with an asteroid?
lol... that or if Homer turned gravity back on
he could

he’s fat, he may get stuck in the chair and not fly into space

One way or another i wood be in the water so whats new!
Thank you encyclopedia brown
Settle down there Bill Nye. This is a football blog not a science blog.
quality x2

lol

Its fun to razz Duke. He is so nice that instead of laughing at it

like you do (but you are a little sensitive about your Jesery Shore days) or arguing he always tries to politely explain himself even though you are just F’ing with him.

lol I wasn't f'ing with him

I never heard that centrifugal force didn’t exist, always learned that was why the water stays in the bucket.

FUMBLE

Yeah baby!

wow turnovers are killing the pack
I hate mma

It just two half naked guy grabbing each other
Also touchdown

Can't spell Elite without Eli
can't spell silo without Lois

aaaaaannnd SOLO FROM THE PET ROCK!!!!

no lie, eli

I guess if you say it enough times, it does come true.

He's really good
Yeah I think he's much better than given credit for
WOW

horrible, horrible call

LOL WHAT?!?!?!?!

blow to the head?!?!

The only blow to the head was McCarthy blowing the lower head of the ref

Rodgers said "screw passing"

everybody is dropping passes.

He's also the leading rusher for GB

again.

But he’s not a running QB, only Griffin is lol

Nobody even tries to hit him

they know its going to be an automatic flag for even looking at him too hard

only true on passes

you can tee off on him when he’s running.

yea but if he even remotely looks like hes about to slide its a flag
look we can bitch about the refs all we want

Rodgers is leading the Packers in rushing.

lol he's leading both teams in rushing
hahahaha cuz Jacobs is a BITCH!
He hasn't even pretended that he's sliding all game.

This movie looks cool

Coming into the season, who would've thought...

It would be the Giants vs the Niners for the NFC and the Patriots vs the Ravens for the AFC? (Barring an improbable 16 point run from Green Bay in the last 6 minutes of this game.)

I am not surprised by any of that except SF
Is it just me , or does joe buck's voice grate on you after a while?
he sucks so hard

I can’t stand him. At all. I hope he gets throat cancer, beats it, but can’t announce anymore.

ohhh damn, lmao thats so messed up !
lol

yeah true..

ok I hope he accidently says fuck and gets fired forever.

There you go.

W=I wish he would just STFU.

Dude That's harsh
Well as long as he beats it
Bring on backup QB now !
The Mighty Flynn?
Yes he still has a few in him!
I can't wait for Washington to trade for him

and then he’ll get Shanny fired.

I think he'll work out resonablly well
Dolphins have some new coaching candidates to look at
Pete Carmichael!
hell yeah

operation retain Nolan and have an Coach that OCed one of the best offenses in the nfl!

Nolan is basically gone.

We’re gonna need a new DC. I wonder if Bowles will sign on for that role + retain the Asst. HC position?

why do u think Nolan is gone?
the buzz is that he's out regardless of what happens with the HC position

I know a lot of people here have seen it on twitter and reported by a few people that he doesn’t want to stick around.

Atlanta is about to interview him for the position. Usually a sign that a guy is gone when he is interviewing

for a position that he already holds.

o damn

if he’s gone I don’t want Bowels tho. Rather promote Bill Sheridan. Switch to a 4-3.

I agree with the switch
You're always switching...
something needs to be done

I know saints are probably going to look at him. Maybe we can swap lol

we take Carmichael

they take Nolan? Sounds good to me lol

Agreed 100 %
was really hoping the Giants would lose today

because Fewell is one of my favorites too….

Oh well, let’s interview Carmichael. If he takes the job, great. If not, wait on Perry.

I see Giants and Ravens in Super Bowl
I was thinking a Giants patriots rematch

with the same outcome

possibly

I think NE is gonna end up winning it. Baltimore can’t score enough, SF can’t score enough, the Giants could, but their secondary isn’t good unless they can get a pass rush, and Brady can get the ball out extremely quick.

I just have a hard time seeing them get beat.

unfortunately

you’re probably right

Brady just looks like he's on another level right now

quietest 5000 yard season ever, and I think he’s legitimately pissed that he’s basically got NO coverage. It’s been all about Brees, Rodgers, and Tebow. And I think he’s taking it out on the rest of the league.

That is terrifying
nobody plays better with a chip on his shoulder than Brady

he spent most of his career angry about being picked in the 6th round… then he was angry that people called him a system QB (led to the 50 TD season).. now he’s really angry that he beat the crap outta Tebow twice and Tebow is the story anyway lol

i would love to see a harbaugh bowl

that would be the greatest thing ever

Yeah i see brady in a body cast!
9ers Ravens

Harbowl part 2

i would love to see that more than anything
I Like Carmichael

I preferred Chud but the FO doesn’t want him for some reason

They like him but do not or are not sure that he is ready to be a head coach.
That is if he is interested in it

He did turn us down twice already.

I already posted this in the Fanshots today
As OC not the head job
I understand it was for the OC position

who knows what he’ll do for the HC position, hopfully 3 time a try he’ll agree to terms

lmao Jacobs untouched.
lol

I can’t stand him hahaha

he's going to be a dolphin next season. that's how it always works
lol

we’ll trade Reggie Bush for him…

my bet is on a saints back

if we pick one up in FA the next one is def going to be ingram

I think we give Thomas another season to see if he can play better

and if not, we target a RB in the draft the following year.

i was playing

it seems we been getting saints back every time we go FA

lol we always trade for them lol
the hail mary td was the turning point
Omar Kelly
Also In Miami Dolphins
It should be interesting to see how fast the Dolphins coaching search moves now that Joe Philbin is free. You have to think there will be a race for his services, especially if Tampa Bay wants to talk to him, which I expect they will.
have the Colts fired Caldwell yet?

that’s going to be an attractive job with Andrew Luck on his way in.

This score would be much uglier if not for the horrible non fumble call in the 1st half and the awful blow to the head penalty earlier this qtr on Osi
Now ckc...
lol u tell em boss!
Not yet...........
TCP, CKC from last nighy still up.
Are you sure?
It was this around 12pm
Not anymore, LOL
Tex,

I laugh every time I read the first line of your signature.

Thanks. Its a real story as retold by KMB8488. Every time he would tell it to me I would laugh so hard that

I just eventually added it to my sig line.

I have relatives that live in Rhoad Island.

I can hear this in my head so clear. Funny as hell.

LOL That accent? Yeah its only funny with the accent. That and the vision of some Pats fan freaking

out knowing that something is going down and they are about to get F’ed.

It was epic !
LOL Remember the look on Billacheats face? That was the best part.
That I remember well.
Sorry still learning

What is a ckc?

Cool Kids Club... show up
its the cool kids club

youre going have blast. I mean youre gonna just love it

Isn't Osi a FA?
I don't know... did they give him an extension?
no clue

somebody go figure that out lol

Omar Kelly
Also In Miami Dolphins
PLEASE UNDERSTAND that the Dolphins need to get this search for a head coach down in the next 10 days because the Senior Bowl is a huge opportunity to evaluate and scout talent. It’s also a big job fair for quality assistant coaches. The Dolphins would be losing resources and time if they don’t have a head coach in place by then.
lol

except we still have a GM that is supposed to do the scouting. Shut up Omar lol

last time The coach brings his own GM!
also

they would have a chance to informally interview a bunch of those “quality assistant coaches”

nothing like contradicting yourself in your own tweet. He sucks.

Berman

how dare he use the Bettis sound effects for Brandon Jacobs.

alecbaldwin AB
"@marcia4856: @alecbaldwin Can’t blieve u like that pussy Manning" That “pussy” just shoved a football up ur ass….About 330 yards in.
Alec Baldwin such a gentleman
He's a douche
he's the best baldwin though

by far

Doesn't say much for that family
it's a horrible acting family.
and that ain't sayin' much !
lol I didn't say he was any good

just better than his shit brothers lol

Shit is shit

How can it be better or worse?

But the line is pretty funny all the same.
Call a spade a spade!
It was sarcasm

They need to make a way to express that while typing

lol yeah we know

nobody actually likes Baldwin

Well there is the sarcasm box!

It goes something like this but I not quite sure!

ya know

I’ve never figured out how to do it..

I thought I told you? Its so easy even Nicky can do it!
you might have

I dunno, I prefer to have my sarcasm only understood by a select few. I like to leave the rest in the dark

He hurt his hand when closing the window!
Lay off its my third day ( sarcasm)
i thought 3 & your baned!
that's not how you do the sarcasm box

lol

So???

How does this work?

You have to do it in the body of the comment and put a @ directly in front and behind the sentence.
@thank you@
Your welcome? Was that a test run? If so thats not the body of the comment.

This is. If you already knew that then never mind.

In the body

here

Let's try this

what a great season it's been

now thats sarcasm !
If I was going to use the box

I had to use it correctly!!

Tex

Thanks for the tip

No problem. Thats what I am here for. That and making fun of Nicky of course.
Well of course

We all are

Keeps him in lineHOF has gone to his head!
I understood what you meant.

I was just confirming with you

urapien mean nothing in this case!
So I had a talk with the special assistant to Rangers GM today. I should have asked for a job.

But….he said the Rangers had the money to sign both Prince Fielder and Yu Darvish if they want to. EXCELLENT! Also Josh Hamilton is HUGE in person and I think I may have been injured by his hand shake.

hahahahaha

I’m willing to bet that he’d be able to swing me like a bat no problem

I use to be around a lot of the Rangers when I worked for them before and some of them were really big guys but I

have never seen anything like Josh off a football field. Super nice too! Thank God!

intrusion is best down over a drink!
Yeah I was drinking a water. Nothing too heavy today.
the holadays are over!
Also Josh can NOT drink. He has a few issues with that and all.
gun blazing & to think woody allen wasn't even there!
Nolan was and so was Giant Nolan.
I must be headless wtf did you just say!
Hold on and I will show you Beaver!
Tight grip or casaule!
be back a little later for the ckc

going to make steak and shrimp

OMG you just made me hungry
later, make enough for the group !
You're not cooking?
BenVolinPBP Benjamin Volin
Good weekend for the #Dolphins. They can now interview coaches from the Packers (Philbin, Clements), Saints (Carmichael) & Broncos (McCoy)
How is McCoy good
Yeah that one's got me stumped as well

I mean I’m not saying because they’re offense is bad, ours will be. I just don’t see all the hype

I don't know. I just cut and paste, cut and past. I am not responsible for the content.
I don't believe you

MONSTER!

Oh i checked & you never gave me a rec on my post the USC is a mad house of QB's
I thought I did
ineed one more rec or i'm pulled from the front page!
I got cha!

I rec’d it for you.

I rec'd it right after Tex lol
Thx i remember!
Yeah I finally stopped procrastinating and rec'd it
Monster? Seems so harsh and thats Alpha your thinking of.
I'm sending the monkey...

You got chain in the bag!
i'm just hoping one of them actually want 's to coach here.
cuz if the are just doing it for the $$$$$$$$ they can stay where they are.
I feel bad for Rodgers

Best QB in the NFL and his WRs drop evry other pass.

that was bad , and unexpected, but rodgers seemed a little too amped for this game too.
His head turns easily!
ckc

was mentioned earlier. Excuse my ignorance but who’s invited? If all, where do you go for his?

Everyone is invited. It can be put up at around 10:30 EST. Anyone can put one up.
Damn. An hour and a half wait.
Check the Fanposts after 10:30 EST

It’s a fun open thread where we all chill out, fun times

And everyone is picked on....
which you have absolutely nothing to do with Alpha :)
10:30

That’s past my bed time. I have to get up at 4:50am.

Well you're no fun
Thanks!

Maybe I’ll check it out for a little while. Any chance it can go up earlier?

You eastern time?
Yep!

Virginia but work in Maryland.

Oh you're one of those...

… Gov’t work?

tomorrows a govt . holiday !
Not me

I work for a privately held company

one

that doesn’t give me all of the government holidays off

Oooooh, one of the 'other' guys... lol
One of the good guys
Of course!! Bad guys aren't Fin Fans... lol
I thought you were one of the other guy's alpha?
Watch out for change!
what kind of change
He's a switch hitter, so be careful.... lol
Good thing I'm not a catcher!
But I heard you have a Big Glove... lol
Clenlyness is next to godlyness!
Yeah look at who's talking man & his monkey in the basement!
Yeah look at who's talking man & his monkey in the basement!
And you with buck teeth! LOL!

… and a flat tail…

Dont start waring up to me!
I like your water sports... lol
Yeah so do half naked babbs!
I'm watching Kill Bill Vol I and II... woohoo
get a mop , lol
Um..... why?
all the blood and gut s lol
Aaaaah. Well my tv doesn;t leak or spill... lol
damn new fangled idea's !!!!
You know,

I can tel you how it ends then you don’t have to spend all night watching it.

Hahahahaha, seen them quite a few times. Classics for me.
you will injoy #2 beter!
Yeah... way better done.
Yes at least Alpha couht it!
Saints fans at CSC don't like the idea of Carmichael interviewing with us haha

Sounds like he’d be a good pickup

Who cares what they think... lol
Well I kind of like the fact that they're nervous

If they didn’t care, maybe he’s not a big contributor

Oh... we know he;s good. They just don't want him to go.... lol
Lol true

I just don’t know how to judge how a coordinator would be as a HC. Cameron threw me off since he was the OC of an awesome SD offense and turned out to be an awful HC. Same is said for Norv Turner and Wade Phillips as DC

guarentees in Ney York:

Jason Pierre-Paul 1-0

Rex Ryan 0-1,000

Wow. Had a nose bleed come on. Weird.
Not o my post !
No. Not on your wood.

It just started running out my nose like water… stopped it tho.

Sive turn the valve off!
Did the monkey

pop you in the nose?

he's the only other air breather there!
LOL.. good one.

See, you’ll fit right in at CKC

Will it actually

just say “ckc”?

yup

Literally the word ckc repeated 75 times to satisfy the word limit.

Great!

'cause I might miss it other wise

Yep.. and some title to it right after.. you;ll see.....
Napoleon Dynamite should not be a cartoon
someone make a ckc

I know its early, but still

if not

I’ll make one

Woohoo.. Kill Bill Vol II now!

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