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Tuesday Night Random Live Thread

It's quiet in the football world tonight. What a perfect time to bring back the Tuesday Night Random Live Thread. It's a chance to sit back, relax, and discuss - well anything. That's why it's "random."

Tonight's discussion starter is: What is/was your New Year's Resolution, and have you already broken it?

Just remember, this is not a "CKC." Please don't go overboard with the profanity, and keep the pictures to ones appropriate for everyone.

Thanks.

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I didn't make any resolutions this year
Me either.
Way to start the discussion guys!
I know. We are tearing it up tonight.
Well i did say to make a post so i did!
lmao
yes I see u left a huge line err paragraph!
LOL...

my goals are to read more and be a good dad. The second one scares me.

The second one scares you but your a good man so it will come naturally. Trust me!
So my question is how long until Tebow signs the biggest endorsement deal ever by an athlete?
It depends on the product
I am sure that he will be selective given his moral base but he can also name his price.

He will be sought after like no other.

That's true, especially if he somehow makes it to a Super Bowl
Which strangely I think is possible.

With the way that defense is playing and the fact that they have taken the reigns off of him all of a sudden it is possible. Despite what some say I still think defense can win a SB even if that’s probably the hardest way to get there.

If Tebow won a SB, all the Sunday Countdown people's heads would explode

in fact, ESPN might shut down.

it wont be long term, he will not be in the league for long
I still think he could be a top level TE
Jimmy swagert will take care of this!

Isn’t that the preacher dude that got caught up in all that sin?

He was in all that alright....
All Christians sin
Well being born is a sin.

UGH, Christianity makes no sense.

If you really wish to discuss it, you should email me
Don't want to get into a debate.

It could get ugly these things get very passionate but if you must know I’m agnostic and I’ll leave it at that.

Oh I won't argue about it

But I enjoy discussing it. Feel free to email me sometime. I don’t get upset over it, I just discuss it.

Yes but some are more hypocritical about then others.
Um... can I name some?
Nah. No need to go there. Just a general statement.
LOL I knew that... sheeeit.

Ooops

That is true

but it’s a misconception that Christians are always perfect or righteous.

get em Duke, they need to learn

Big misconception. But I blame RWC on a lot of the hate against Christians these days.

No politics please.
I assume that means right wing conservative

and I wish the church wouldn’t get involved with politics, per se.

I agree with that 100% and with that we shall stop.

No prob, man, I wasn’t going any further than that, that’s why I acronymed it. My bad.

Your good bro.
One thing I never discuss is politics

So you don’t have to worry about that with me. LOL

So Duke do you like Romney? JK
I'm unaffiliated

I don’t get involved with politics.

I don't worry about you anyway Duke. If it were just you then it would be no issue as

you are ALWAYS respectful.

not all are CHristians wow think they are, I was born and rasied in a church and still goin often. I just think some get twisted

throwing stones at others and then , it becomes all about money for the Church. Just not how I was raised

Delete this Tex, I messed it up from the start
there are plenty of people that sit in a pew on Sundays

that you would never know that they are a Christian on Mondays.

THIS^^^^^^^^^^

that’s a majority of christianity to be honest. “the road is narrow…” People think you can sin, ask for forgiveness and keep doing it. Not realizing you have to change. That’s why I laugh when I hear, “America is a Christian nation” LOL, we may identify with it but that’s about it.

Of course they (I?) do. But being in sin and sinning are two different things.

I think you are thinking about the one that tryed to sell 85 million time shairs in an old holyaday inn!

It’s going to happen. I mean, Nike should have a field day with it. If I was a director I’d subtly have him running on water or something while training. I say subtly because you’d have to do it in a way that leaves it up for debate so the zealots won’t cry blasphemy.

I don't think Tebow would do something like that
Apsolutlyhis first game starter here in Miami it sprinkled that was a hint!
The perfect product for him........ Tebow's Jesus Juice !

and before anyone get’s offended, God has a sense of humor… think platypus !( or nicky)

Or Tiny Tim..... singing.
In a bathrobe & tossing a bunch of seeds all around thinking he is jonny appelseed!
Sup
sup
Meh, you know. Just hanging out
Read today that Tannehill has a serious foot injury

that might hurt his draft stock.

6 stings
Yeah, Tex showed me that
OH hi Dave , havent talked to you for a while, but all is well. What is this kick Dave in the ass night. Fine, stand in line cause the wife has already started
We are in reality trying to life you up but you just refuse to see it.
Hey you guy person.
What's going on ladies!?
Not much sister.
What's going on soccer mom?
Isn't it past your bedtime, Kdog!?
I'm so tired anymore I could go to bed at 7
hey guys

My resolution-take the step up from JV to varsity next school year as a junior.

There you go. Work your tail off and you will get there.
already am

I’m literally on an apples, celery, carrots and beans diet to slim down and speed up. The beans for protien since I don’t eat meat.

Yeah thats tough.
Can you have whey?
damn fast than me
I just know its the best protein you can get in a powder. Soy is out there but it can mess with a growing male.
I used Whey over half my life
Yeah its good and will not mess with your nuts like soy can.
yeah, but i personally hate the taste

I do have another protien drink though, I drink it rarely because its very expensive and I’m low on cash.

Well if you get it flavored its fine.
get the strawbeery or choco and add nestle quick mix. I did for years, but if you a man you will choke it down
tried choco, the only way its halfway chokeable

I will try the nestle with it though, sounds okay.

Or just mix it with chocolate milk.
I did they strawberry with the mix, it is do able
advice hit the gym work legs and shoulder, run alot of hills, and stretch a ton
Thanks, not many hills here in fla, but i can set the machine at the gym
poly training, run the beach doing sprints.
yeah, running the beach works, especially in low water

Really hard after a bit

from looking at the ladies?
that too ;)
go on ebay and get a pair of the jump shoes, they do work
HA!

You have never been to Tallahassee, Fl obviously lol

well, i hate strawberries

So, chocolate for me

well dont do that then, some make a banana try it with some chopped in it
ill try it

Thanks

the Vanilla suck , IMO, but to each there own.
Strawberries are awesome.
man u dislike strawberries wow they make your bones very dence!
You can do it man! My sister said LaCrosse was a hard sport to move up in.

but we believe in you!

Question, why is it breaking new that RGlll is coming out when he said he was after the bowl game?
because he announced he was having second thought
He said he did not know for sure after the bowl game and that he would discuss it with his family and coach.
wrong on the field he said he was going to take his game to the level and try his skills in the NFL. not word for word but close
Link or it did not happen.
haha funny man
Dems the rules. The Phinsider rules aka Phinsider man law.
I dont play by the rules
We know but this is a new year.
same old crap is going on this year as last so why change
I know that all too well.
well all do brother
I got a hit on a $3800.00 a month property today and they want me to do it, But I dont want to, but I think I am going to have to. FML
Damn. Nice!
not really it is a 35 min ride to it, it is worth it, but I dont really want it
LOL Everything is a 35 min ride or more around here.
yeah but at 10 miles a gallon and 2 stinky people that are not supposed to be here. not fun
2 stinky people?
worker, Gautemalens or however you spell it, Ilove my guys but damn they stink
wait delete that before Alpha sees it
Have you suggested showers with soap?
bodywash
With that poofy material ball thing...
oh I will link it but onlt choosen few will be able to read it
And whats up people
dave

How’re you?

SUp Anish, what spot are you playing
everything, literally

This past season on JV, I have spent decent playing time at all of the following positions: quarterback, wide reciever, tight end, halfback, H-back, safety(both), linebacker(both), cornerback, defensive end and even punter(the regular kicker had the flu). Yeah, I have a very diverse skill set, I’m like a jack of all trades, master of none. I can play all of those positions good, but am not a stud in any position, just sort of all over the place.

advice Pick 2 and run with them, one will be your spot. Im guess your a small guy are you fast?
5'11" 180 lbs, not very fast

I’m best at qb, H-back/tight end/runningback and safety, and my school already has a great qb, so I guess I will try to focus on H-back and safety

that was what I was going to say, it is where I played and if you grow you can be moved.
hello JV, want some tips or you just going at this alone
fine Anish B15 when you get caught by a crackback dont call my name kid. I reach out to help and you just poop on me, we could have been like Joe Green and the kid in the coke ad, but fine I amhurt now
sorry, didnt see your comment, lol

I would love some advice from someone who has done this back in the day.

ouch, I am hurt now really
sorry

I will send alpha to make it all better, or would you prefer nicky or bacon?

I am a fan of Texy-Pooh and 6 strings. 6 string has majic finger and Tex just knows how to talk to somone
okay, but i cant force tex over, i gotta be respectful to old people right?

So I will just send alpha

just give tex his meds and he will do whatever you ask
You do realize that Alpha has like 13 years on me, right?
Hahahahahahahaha.. you old bag, you!
So that makes you what?
as cool as the other side of the pillow
And as old as dirt?
woah, what?

Okay, the monkey then.

What's my resolution?

be nicer to tex

thats going to be a tough one, lol

Jk

Its more like an order.
Mine is to learn how to link stuff on here, I did the avatar all alone, so Im learning
Its half 1 in the morning

I have a 3000 word assignment due tomorrow morning. But I think I’ll procrastinate some more.

Ha those Brits say things in a funny way.

Oh and hey good to see you around sir.

Awesome

The UK rules.

Wait a tick

Half one? Never heard that before.

Yup 1:30.
love the UK, especially the cricket, lol, GO TEAM INDIA
So the Jets coach that was involved in the famous tripping incident was hired by UCLA today.
SI.com mock draft post coming in 20 minutes.
My resolution was......

To cut down on inebriation. FAIL.

lol
lol
lol. Silly SI
My future employer

j/k

This^

n/k

With some luck and perseverance
The second will see to the first.
Hope so!

I want to be a legend. lol.

LOL I have a plan.......................
Here's my question: if the Phinsider was a real football team, what position would you play?

Also list your height and weight—REAL HEIGHT AND WEIGHT. We’re not in the NBA here.

MLB 6ft and too much.
knowing what I know now and how my body feel after years of sports, I would try for Left out
QB, FB, or ILB

6’0" 260, lazer rocket arm. LOL

LT if I was taller
Interesting

I’d play either middle or weakside linebacker. 6’3", 210 (though I can get up to 235 in a blink), and I ran a legit 4.5 when I played. No lie.

When I was about 19 or 20, I was in the 4.5 range

but I was only 175-180 lbs too.

I was 4.5 ran 1 - 4.48
I got to 4.47 twice, but both were unofficial times
cause you were dreaming...
That's fast

I have the footwork for OT, but not the size. I would love to play LT.

we could use you right not a RT, you would be better than Colombo
Too short, but I could try to cut block someone
Im sure you would still be better than him
You could be a Hernandez-type tight end, Duke

He’s fast.

I'm too old and too fat now

I could still be a FB.

Speed is pretty much a given trait on my dad's side of the family

He and his brothers were all the fastest guys on any team they joined. Oddly, the only guy in my family who isn’t over-the-top fast is my brother. Instead, he was given the gift of insane post play in basketball. Dude can work people twice his size in the paint. Go figure.

yeah we dont dont know where I got my skill from, because my parents pretty much bought me
Huge exspendature!
I think I was free opon purchase, but as time came I got a bit expensive
lol. Well, you had skills, regardless of origin.
Im sure his postup game is better than Lebron's.

That is honestly the only bad thing about his game.

better than me, I think I crapped my pants when I did it
I would go for MLB or FS , nothing on O, to much pain in the long run
already listed my weight and height above (in response to dave)

And see above for position as well.

WR

6’2" 205

Nothing probably.

5’6" and 175 doesn’t really lend itself towards football.

WR...5'8"

I’ve been told I’ve been blessed with the hands of an angel

Yes, but Adam Lambert doesn't count....
funny ALpha say the same about Tex
Yesterday you love me and today this. I am so confused.
as Whitney sang ...And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Will always Love you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait... what is this?
You just move along Alpha. This is between me and Dave!
haha, you lose Alpha,
I have a resolution but
Just remember, this is not a “CKC.” Please don’t go overboard with the profanity, and keep the pictures to ones appropriate for everyone.

this caveat prevents me from talking about it.

LOL Just watch the words you use. Oh and good to see you around Chupa!
hey chupa

And mosuls been putting up a lot of psa caveats these days.

The party has just started.

Because the party dont start till I walk in.

LOL... here's your theme music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIOOwhmkoLo

wheres mine?
Here's one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAmn4eMusZk

Not bad.

I figured you would go with one of my bands that I am in to but the Beatles are always good.

I was trying to think of that one guy, but couldn't think of his name
I have a long list.
You mentioned him in your old sig
Here is a partial list-

Alejandro Escovedo, Alison Krauss, Allison Moorer, The Allman Brothers, America, The Band, Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash, Beach Boys(Pet Sounds), Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beck, Bela Fleck, The Be Good Tanyas, Belly, Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five, Ben Harper, Beth Orton, Big Star, Big Audio Dynamite, Bill Monroe, Billy Bragg, Billy Joe Shaver, Black Flag,Blue Mountain, Blue Rodeo, Blues Traveler, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bob Mould, Bonnie Raitt, Bottle Rockets, Breeders, Bruce Robinson, Buddy and Julie Miller, Buddy Guy, Buffalo Springfield, Built To Spill, The Byrds, Caitlin Cary, Cake, Calexico, Camper Van Beethoven, Canyon, The Carter Family, Cat Stevens, Chris Hillman, Chuck Prophet, Chris Thile, The Clash, Concrete Blonde, Counting Crows, Cowboy Junkies, Cracker, Crosby-Stills-Nash & Young, The Cure, Dan Tyminski, Daniel Lanois, Dar Williams, David Bowie, Del McCoury Band, Dire Straits, Dolly Parton, Don Henley, The Doobie Brothers, Doug Sahm, Dwight Yoakam, Eagles, Edie Brickell, Elliot Smith, Elvis Costello, Emmylou Harris, The Flaming Lips, Flatlanders, Fleetwood Mac, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Frank Black, Gillian Welch & David Rawlings, Gob Iron, Golden Smog, Gordon Lightfoot, Gourds, Gram Parsons, Greatful Dead, Guy Clark, Hank Williams Sr, Hank Williams III, Harry Belafonte, Harry Chapin, early INXS, International Submarine Band, Iron and Wine, Jack White, Jackson Browne, James McMurtry, James Taylor, Janes Addiction, Jay Bennet, Jay Farrar, Jayhawks, Jerry Jeff Walker, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Jim Croce, Jimmy Buffett, Joe Ely, John Coltrane, John Denver, John Hiatt, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Joni Mitchell, Josh Ritter, Kasey Chambers, Kelly Willis, Kev Russell, Kevin Fowler, Leadbelly, Led Zepplin, Leftover Salmon, Lemonheads, very early Lenny Kravitz, Leonard Cohen, Linda Ronstadt, The Little Willies, Live, Lone Justice, Loretta Lynn, Los Lobos, Los Lonely Boys, Lou Reed, The Love Mongers, Lucinda Williams, Lyle Lovett, Mark Knopfler, Matthew Sweet, Mazzy Star, Medeski Martin and Wood, Merle Haggard, Mindy Smith, Ministry, Modest Mouse, Morphine, Nanci Griffith, Natalie Merchant, Neko Case, Neil Young, Nickle Creek, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band,Norah Jones, Old Crow Medicine Show, Old 97’s, Over the Rhine, Patty Griffin, Paul McCartney, Paul Simon, Paul Westerberg, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel, Phish, The Pixies, The Pogues, The Police, The Posies, Pretenders, Primus, Pure Prarie League, Radiohead, Radney Foster, Rage Against The Machine, Ralph Stanley, Red Hot Chili Peppers, R.E.M., Replacements, Ricky Skaggs, Robert Johnson, Rodney Crowell, Rolling Creekdippers, Rolling Stones, Rollins Band, Roseanne Cash, Roy Orbison, Ryan Adams, SRV, The Sadies, Scott Jackson, The Shins, Simon & Garfunkel, Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion, Son Volt, Sonic Youth, Sparklehorse, Spoon, Steeley Dan, Sting, The String Cheese Incident, Steve Earle, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, The Sundays, South Austin Jug Band, Southern Culture on the Skids, Supersuckers, Taj Mahal, Taking Heads, T-Bone Burnett, The The, They Might Be Giants, Tift Merritt, Toadies, Todd Snider, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Townes Van Zandt, Trey Anastasio, Tres Chicas, U2, Uncle Tupelo, Van Morrison, Vic Chesnutt, Vile Richard, Violent Femmes, Waco Brothers, Waylon Jennings, Ween, Whiskeytown, Widespread Panic, Wilco, Willie Nelson, Woody Guthrie, Yardbirds, Yaz

You had that at the ready!
Its from an old profile but is not complete.
The worst part is I have at least one CD from each of those and up to 30 for some.
Did you just type that.

If so I feel bad for your fingers.

Here's some Medeski Martin and Wood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAmn4eMusZk

Link fail!
Sorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZjj41RUUFM

You should just go thorough the entire list.
I still didn't see that one guy
never mind... found it

Townes Van Zant

Im in heaven with the beatles!
Yes but TVZ wrote better songs.
yes i knoe this but i listen to what i have!
I hear ya. Might have to burn you some CD's sometime.

Do beavers get mail?

150 a day!
Wow. Lots of junk mail?
yep to say the least the trash has to be cleared every three days!
I guess. I hope as a beaver that you recycle.
still laughing goodone!
instramental clueless but i enjoy!
Yeah MMW is great.
see Tex get on his back for a link fail !! I still hear about my link fail
But you took link fail to a new level. It was AWESOME!
do I get a Matty Award for it? or a Mosul Award

If I were you I’d go with Mosul anything tied to Matty (as in Matty ice) is not a good look these days—2 points really?!!!

HAHA sounds about right for me
Haha yup.

Im imagining it now, me strolling in with that in the background and Morgan Freeman is narrarting.

That sounds like part of George Carlins list...LOL
Wait I thought it was only five words...lol
Pick'em... lol
I think it was the seven dirty words

Such a genius, that guy.

My favorite GC album "Class Clown:!!!!
And now for the endless debate.

What came first the chicken or the egg.

C. the dinosaur
who ate the chicken...
Superbowl winner and MVP?
The Denver Tebows and Tim Tebow
I dislike Tebow

But have to admit I was pretty impressed on Sunday.

I like him I just don't think that QB is his best long term position but last week went a ways to swaying me a bit.
Agreed.

I think a lot of people have overlooked the offense Denver run, it’s kind of been this years wildcat. Once D’s figure out how to stop it then it will be made redundant. Denver D has been very good as well. Von Miller is a beast.

But then he threw a wrinkle in there by throwing the ball. No one saw that coming.
miami dolphins and robert griffin iii

Oh wait, you were talking about thuis year? I thouught you meant next

So how was everyone's christmas/new years? (I know I'm late)
Alright. Yours?
He got his bone he was wishing for....
You ruined it...I'm never coming back to these threads
LMFAO

You know I loves ya….

You know I can bite your leg?
Dude dont tell him that. He will show up. Just sayin'
Just make sure vicks not there dont want the cops around!
break wasn't long enough...but I enjoyed it nonetheless
Yeah such is life. My son said the same.
agree

100%

so...anyone think Fisher will make his decision tomorrow?
Yes.
F'n hope so. I am sick of waiting

I’ve been holding off on believing any of this hype, because I don’t want to feel the way I did last year when we blew the Harbaugh deal and brought back Danny DeVito Jr.

Its going to be ok.
Besides I will talk you down if need be.
How would you feel about them bringing back Bowles?

@FakeOmarKelly: If Jeff Fisher doesn’t deliver his decision via haiku, I’d like to know just what the hell he’s been doing with his time.

It only takes like 3 seconds to make Haiku it better be an Epic.
He's thinking to himself: Moore or Bradford, Moore or Bradford?

That’s either a good sign for Moore or a bad sign for Bradford.

well at 12:00 im exspecting news!
I'm intrigued by Winston Moss...

that’s who Oakland is going after I would wager.

yeah...but I think he's heading to Oakland IMO
As soon as I read that Jackson was fired

I knew what was going to happen. GB is a well run franchise. We need to step in and sign him before the Raiders do.

I have no clue with him.

And for our sake I hope he goes to the Rams.

I think

Fisher wanted to wait until RGIII made it official to see what plans are between Fins and Rams IF Griffin decided to declare. Now that he has, I think all of this waiting will come to an end pretty quickly.

New Year's resolution... stop smoking.
stop annoying Kdog!
Cigs or pole?
Keith!
Just kidding, Alpha. You know we're boys

… I think. lol

Yeah they'd be vienna sausages... not poles... lol
In decent praposells!
lol. Nasty
Not if you put them between crackers...

wait.

Hue Jackson fired

Wtf?

... ordered from beyond the grave....
If the Dolphins win the Superbowl next year.

What would be your first reaction?

Kick the Kdog!

Wait, that’s not right.

if we win the superbowl...I'll allow you to kick me

because I’ll probably be in a coma from how shocked I am

lol lol I understand!
did anyone see John Elway!
No but I saw RG3.
Talking to Jeff Ireland?
Yea, Jeff asked if his Mother was a nice young lady.
She is. Retired Army. Good parents.
whereing sweats& a new verzion of the Miami dolphins Hat hey Griffin!
We need to draft Griffin
Ross shook his hand last season!
I saw a UFO once....
Yeah and then you came down.
not because of that, ass.. lol

I mean a real one.

Yes I know. It always seems very real at the time.
can we have a bit of honesty men!
mine was in Wisconsin northern end!
What was it? Yellow Sunshine? Got it from that dude in the bar?
Hahahahahahaha
Wait, are you suggesting ... aquatic sports?

(Golden showers)

No. Acid.
Never in wisconsin!
I am not so sure about that.
maybe a dryed mushroom but thats not a barrel or any thing as hard!
Mescal?
cyben interprize!
LOL Yes.

It will open your mind.

you from Wisconsin?

Is this in jest?

I actually believe in ghosts and aliens, so it doesn’t make much to sell me on a paranormal or extraterrestrial experience.

True dat bro. Unbelievable, but they were there....
There may be life elsewhere in the universe, but the probability that they have visited earth

any time in the recent past is slim to none.

There is definitely life somewhere other than earth.

The universe is so vast that I would be surprised if there wasn’t.

It's possible, but as of right now, we'd never know

our technology limits us, and unless we discover new physics or find a way around the physics we know, we’ll probably never find out.

I agree that life exists somewhere, we've found some on the moons of some planets

The question here is intelligent life, even an ant can be considered intelligent

I don't think we've actually found any extraterrestial life in this solar system

but life that is similar to anything on this planet, including intelligent life is far beyond the boundaries that current physics let us explore. For example, Kepler 22b is considered an earth-like planet within the inhabitable zone of a star similar to ours. But even if that planet did hold life, it’s about 600 light years away. We’ll never know, unless someone there sent us a message 600 years ago.

And if you look at the Drake equation, it calculates that there are as many as 150 possible life capable worlds in the Milky Way. However, if you look at more conservative estimates, the equation states that earth is unique in the galaxy. It’s all pretty interesting stuff.

habitable, not inhabitable
whats new!
Well, they're not new... but I did I did saw a UFO
Was Ozkar in it?
LOL
Note to self alpha said idid idid saw ommmmm one!
Now that its the offseason can we finally get your manifesto published?
your in this up to your neck, your's first!
Hey I am printing that shit and framing it and putting it up on my wall.
wall papper huh!
No. Just a place of honor on my wall by my framed albums.
tickled two shades of rose!
Also if I ever have my own bar I would like to hire you to just hang out

and BS with the customers.

Hire huh this could becum reality!
Possible.
wouldn't take much to turn that over!
I need investors first.
You do have the functional part working in your favor!
Yeah I think.
were already friends
Oh yes. Of course. Either way we will have that

beer one of these days.

Man I don't even know how to answer that.
Oops dont wnat to get sued by the NFL.

If the Dolphins win The Big Game.

The cat daddy
im with duke

“Cry”

First Reaction...

I give Ross and Ireland their props for setting their mind, ignoring the haters and righting the ship…. with a helicopter (Air Phin 1). Especially Ross for having the balls to keep Ireland around in spite of all the fans calling for his head.

This^

I have no idea who you are but I approve.

He only has 6 comments and you like him already!
I like his comment. Him I still have to suss out.
Me?

Lol. I’m somewhat new. I downloaded the app quite a few months ago, but could not type for some odd reason. So I was relegated to just reading all the posts all season until yesterday. Now I can login as well as post with no issues.

Nice. Welcome!
Thank you!

I only have six comments, but I have a whole season worth of comments in my head lol. You’ll see much more of me.

Actually 8 now
Also a tip. When your in a post if your on a computer use the Z key to jump from comment to comment.
^^^^^^ This

Once I found this out I could annoy people during CKCs nonstop.

LOL yeah without it they are hell to try and follow.
What is CKC?

I have seen it referenced a few times but I’m not up on this acronym

Its an open thread that is in the fan posts. Its more anything goes then this.

The only thing is no politics, religion or nudity.

I thought Fr8 was making one tonight?
I thought he said Wed. Not sure.
He may have... I forgot

Oh well… something to look forward to tomorrow. LOL

Right. Maybe he forgot.
Cool Kids Club

All the Cool Kids go to talk.

Ckc is great

Curse words, randomness, music, extremely soft core porn, alpha, jokes and more all wrapped in one. It stands for cool kids club. You are automatically a member

LOL A teenagers dream................
If only we had some wine coolers or mad dog, huh?
Lol

My dreams are a but more ugh…vivid than a ckc, but whatever, lol.

Sweet!

No initiation or anything. Score!

well there used to be a few rules #1 was a bruce springsteen remark but that has been droped!
Lol

Oh there is initiation, definately initiation.

Can't wait till he finds out that it involves Alpha and a dildo.

(Too Early?)

Nah

Let the poor guy have some hint of whats coming.

:: vomit ::

My stomach suddenly feels like I’m a Jets fan

well that is a bit harsh!
but funny!
dont lose control!
I would go ahead and vomit

But I’m afraid Rex Ryan would show up and admonish me for wasting perfectly good food as he ate it.

Lmao thx needed that!
:: thumbs up ::
.. the ass
You gotta bring your own thumb for that party, buddy!
I'm telling you just wait for you initiation.

Alpha isn’t bringing any of his own thumbs.

pushed in his thumb pulled out a plumb ate it started seein colors!
lmao beav, love it.
And said What a good boy am I
Lol, thats just the beginning

Wait till bacon ties you up to a chair and makes you watch andrew luck porn for 24 hours straight.

Aa survivor though, I can say it was well worth it

It had better involve either a bunch of cute cheerleaders

or Jeff Ireland and Dez Bryant’s mom

No just a monkey raping andrew luck, thats bacons dream

But there will be plenty of cheerleaders after the initiation, lol

Well hell

Bring on the monkeys so we can get to the cheerleaders!

Be on fr8's ckc tommorrow and you will see

And first timers must bring at least 5 photos of hot girls semi nude, by hot, at least an 8. You can go with 4 if one is a ten or if the pic involves twins

I hear that Bacon is hot on his tale.................
Hes been sighted camping out outside the luck residence
He is living in the tree outside of his bedroom window.
atree house of sorts!
Yes. He is going out on a limb this time.
Thats why hes been absent for so long
No wi-fi in the tree, lol
He needs a clear hot spot. Shit works anywhere.
wi-fi... short for 'with-fingers?'
As he pulls the rabbit ears out of his ars!
no we just moved to live threds then everyone gos to sleep!
Oh yeah?

That being…? Lol

Surprise

Look above for a hint though

Ok, thanks for the tip :)
Where do you find stats on my posts?
You can click anyones handle and see all their comments and comment numbers.
Gotcha!
Nice. Don't be a stranger. We are here all day every day.
I definitely won't be a stranger

Just working on figuring out the different personalities right now

LOL There are a lot of them. Also some come and go.
Mostly good people though.
Heres a cheat sheet

Nickys a short, angry italian
Enhalen/bacon is a lame monkey
Alpha6 is creepy
texascowpunk is the nice, badass old guy
Kdog is a dog
Kmb is a draft genius
I’m the indian football player nerd who us a sophomore in high school
dave is dave
Sorry if I missed anyone, but there you go

LOL I approve this list but I am not that old.
Oh yeah

Duke/the earl is the super nice guy

Also Mosul

He is somewhat like Hitler but meaner.

LOL Wow. So harsh.
Nah just kidding.

Mosul is a great guy. Just don’t break the rules too blatantly and he won’t do anything.

LOL I am probably stricter then he is.
How could I miss the boss

Mosuls cool, hes the guy that runs this joint, hes a veteran and all, but pretty cool

And ohiofinfan4life is the true fan we all wish to emulate

Thanks for the cheat sheet

Should come in handy. Great little Cliff Note Version

Good

Can’t wait, lol

I personally dont like the app

Use the mobile site instead.

Btw

Welcome

Thank you

Anish

I use my cellphone

So the mobile site is easier and quicker to access on the fly.

No, like go in the browser

And type “mobile.thephinsider.com” I personally like it better, I go from my cell phone as well

Ohhhhhh lol

Ok. I’ll have to check it out and compare.

Welcome!
Hi "The Earl"

Does The Earl refer to himself in Third Person?

Everyone calls him Duke by the way.
LOL... most call me "Duke" around here anyway
Hmmmmm...

The Duke of Earl lol

That's how it got started... LOL
british football at its best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr7Z14A7VDw

you follow cricket?
yeah

play it a bit as well

Nice, same here

STILL mad you guys wrecked us in the test series past summer. can’t wait till next works cup, hope we can win again.

Did anyone peep this SI mock draft on the FP?
Something that just dawned upon me.

Very random I know but half of all doctors finished in the bottom of their class. Think about that for a second.

Yes. Unless everyone finishes with the same scores. Then what happens?
Then Nicky is tall and Alpha is straight.
And tex is young

And bacon is not a monkey

Well those are true but Bacon is still an albino.
One more possibly off the market.

BenVolinPBP Benjamin Volin
RT @taniaganguli: The #Jaguars are hiring Mike Mularkey, according to a source. Mularkey interviewed today.

lol. They can have him
My thoughts as well.
All 2 points of him.
Yeah, I don't get that. NYG's has a great pass rush

But what was the point in trading away a shatload of picks for Julio Jones if you can’t even even crack the red zone in the playoffs?

You mean 0

The credit for those points goes on the defense, not offense.

Oh thank GOODNESS!
What on Earth is Oakland's problem?

I know they have a new GM but gosh. They fire a coach every year, what do they expect? Someone should remind them of their less than putrid record since they were in Super Bowl XXXVII. They expect to win it all every year still? Can’t blame Al Davis this time

I hear that Al Davis managed to fire him from the grave.
He probably wrote it in his will
Lol

I literally laughed out loud on that one. My friend is asleep and woke up momentarily to stare at me. I’m sitting here with the tv off, and just chuckling to myself.

Well he always did look like the grim reaper so..............
I didnt know you were so old that you knew what the Grim Reaper looks like.
Alpha send me a pic of his daddy.
ive been in this exzact posisition once or twice!
You and your positions.
"@JasonLaCanfora: Jags have hired Mike Mularkey as head coach→FIELD GOAL FIST PUMP (Glad not coming to the Dolphins)
Sweet... one less bad decision to fall into
LOL Yeah I thought that comment was funny.
I wish the Phins could wrap things up that damn fast.
Only with the right HC though
Well sure and they got a coach that I did not want but when they found the guy they wanted the closed the

deal right there and then.

Genius idea. Eliminate all the bad coaching options so we can only hire the right ones

Why didn’t we think of this sooner?

Also, it’s easy to close the deal with a coaching candidate when they’re not the premier hire on the market. Fisher’s the big dog and he knows it.

I know but it still kills me.

I think Ross needs a nicer chopper or something.

Jay Gruden is also out.
Yeah it's on Sportscenter now
this i dont have any longer!
Good evening gents , how is everyone tonight.
Welcome good sir!
How are ya.
doing good , tired though, worked a jackhammer half the day.
Your shoulders fall out of there socket after that?

Mine do after about 25 seconds wiht one, then again I’m not exactly the biggest guy out there.

I learned a long time ago , let the hammer do the work and just hold on for the ride , lol
That's what SHE said lol
Hello
Tona sup pupy!
looks like a party, everyone is anticipating Fr8's ckc , lol and I thought he said wed, night
yeah I'm makeing that a priority!
SI_PeterKing Peter King
RT @wmbrackeen: Phins still realistically in play for Fisher? … Both teams still in play. Wednesday a big day.
Why do I feel like we are being led on?
The nose ring you wear?
Because Peter King said it.
I've seen this befor chyt happens is all they told me!
And sometimes that shit is green.
Lmao!
What will suck is the fact that the Phins job is far more desirable than the Rams head coaching position

They have arguably two good players on defense, an underachiever offensive line, zero weapons in the receiver corps, an aging backfield and a quarterback who may or may not be any good. They went 2-14 for a reason, and that’s a mighty big rebuild job waiting for Fisher if he takes the job in St. Louis.

Here are reasons I can see him going to the Lou

1. WEAK division
Easy wins that bump up his percentage/image

2. Waltz into most post seasons as opposed to dethroning the Pats

3. Bradford isn’t exactly flinging big yard passes on a consistent basis anyway, so a strong ground game offense won’t be met with resistance

4. St louis will be like Burger King, he can have it his way!

5. 2-14… Really, how high are you expectations to consider the Great Fisher to have turned this team around?

Because we are use to being let down but at some point the odds have to turn, right?
Sigh......
Your suppose to tell me yes and that everything is going to be ok and hand me a tissue.
I ran out , a long time ago, and everything is going to be o.k. , your eyes are getting very heavy.......
I'll handle this. I'm a Druid...
I wouldn't be hurt

I’d actually be pleased if he went with the Rams

I like you already.

Finally, someone agrees with me.
You Sir win one free internetz.

and a cookie !
.. made of breast milk.
Screw the cookie AND the milk...

I’ll just take the breast please!
… and my internetz

… Ummmm can you throw in a video camera?

... in where your member is also?
watch the hind quarters bessy kicks!
Ok... what's one place on the earth that you have never been to, but would love to go to?
.. the center.
I am here representing LSU.

And our answer is the endzone.

Dude I was so let down by that game last night.

At least in two years when they install the plus one we will have something more to look forward to other then a BS rematch.

I turned it off early.

I couldn’t bear watching that game and to think it was so hyped up.

It was pretty disappointing
Yeah it was brutal.

The offense looked like they had practice together one time. Bamas D is great but that shit show on the offense for LSU is on them.

I landed a few times in Auckland and NZ always looks amazing from the air so I would like to go back and see it from

the ground.

I can arrange a plane crash.... lol
The lottery office to pick up my check!
Pacific Northwest
Lived there for a bit. Nice!
.. umemployment?
This
Brazil
The Mularkey report will be "Breaking" news on ESPN for another 8 hours or so
Longer then that.
Mike & mike will be up all nite getting an angle on this!
How bout this

Whats the most embarrassing thing you have ever done? And dont worry, we don’t know you in real life, will most of us.

There are so many.

You guys think I’m clueless here you don’t even want to know me in the real world.

a bit bolder please!
I prefer pebbles.
Pick one
Lay it on us. I told my story.
When I was but a wee lad I once said to me female cousin while we were in pool.

“Why aren’t you taking your shirt off your in a pool.” I had forgotten about the female genitalia(are boobs considered genitalia?).May not sound embarrassing to you but I was maybe 10 and everyone laughed at me. Didn’t feel so great.

I don't think boobs are considered genitalia
Yea I'm uncertain.
Lol

cmon, you should know better by 10, it wo.uld be okay if you were like 5.

Like I said I am one clueless person.
For me

I fell asleep in class, and called my male teacher “mom” when he woke me up and I was in the half sleep stage

last week!
yesterday!
About a month ago
in 7 minuts the witching hour we all break out rootbeer & have a high o time!
Thats not that bad but I bet that got you razzed pretty badly.
Yeah, that and when my older brother was called during a school prep early for a free throw competition

And he misses every shot in front if the entire school. Ask free throws, and he is actually good at basketball. I was embarrassed for him, lol

Wow that sucks. Poor kid.
Yeah

He was called to represent his entire class in front of the school too, so not only did he embarrass himself, he embarrassed his entire class.

poor guy still gets made fun of

and this was a year ago

That sucks. I bet he prays that your parents will move every night.
its not his birthday is it!
at least hes leaving for college next year

Hopefully he can put that behind him

All that grief for some freethrows.
Well he was representing his entire class, and embarrassed them all

that and the fact that he had gone against a girl as his opponent and she completely destroyed him.

Doh! I did not know that fact. Shit I would have left the country.
Yeah, he was 0 for 30

She was 17 for 30

0 for 30?

Did she have HUGE TITS or something?!?!!?

Kissed a girl

but she had bad breath…
so on the next kiss, I slide my gum to her mid kiss

Lol
More awkward then embarrassing though
Yeah, but sliding that gum unexpectedly certainly felt embarrassing back then (high school)
Thats not embarassing

That is quick thinking at its finest.

I once sang most of the song Rappers Delight at my ex-wifes work Christmas party to win a $200 gift cert to Target.

I was of course fueled by several beers. I had competition but I was the only one that actually knew most of the words to the song. For those of you that are too young to know, Rappers Delight by the Sugarhill Gang was one of the first real rap songs to be popular back in the early 80’s. I know this because of my epic roller skating days back in Kendall. Anyone remember the rink across the street from the Falls? Yeah that’s the one where I spent many an hour in my youth.

LOL... that would have been too funny
Yes I was a legend at her work. She worked at a hospital in the ER.
Kareokie huh!
Yeah more or less.
But with no words. I had to do it all from memory.
Almost as good as The Message by Grandmaster Flash

Now that is a real rap song. If anyone asks, NO I am not as old as TCP I just know my music.

Its really the first one most people can remember.

It was very popular at the rink back in the day.

Of all the times I've seen Terminator 2, I just noticed something for the first time

When the T-1000 is flying the choppa at the end, he uses two sets of hands: one for steering the choppa and another to shoot the gun.

@NealDriscoll: Odd that there were absolutely no updates on Fisher. I hear it’s tight lip in Miami
We'll start hearing it tomorrow
Also saw this:
RT @AJCFalcons: My working list of #Falcons DC Candidates 1 Mike Nolan; 2 Steve Spagnuolo; 3 Jack Del Rio; 4 Raheem Morris and 5 Tim Lewis.

Is Nolan gone for sure?

Yeah I think Nolan has one foot already out the door.
chyt back to the 4-3 chyt there goes that NT salery!
I don't know why

I think he should stay

Because he wanted out last summer for some reason. Maybe he stays depending on the new HC.
does he want another chance or what!
No he just wants out of Miami.
Lol; bail the rats jumping ship!
Yeah I don't know the whole story but something must have gone down there.
Fudg werein for sum low times before this gets better!
Maybe he hated Tony?
I hope he stays.
Is "tight lip" good, bad, or neither?

I hope Alpha doesn’t respond to this lol

Just means there not talking.

Or they saw Sandusky walking around somewhere.

they're*
In my experience, tight lipped is usually a good sign

Again, this is the Dolphins we’re talking about, so cockpunches could be waiting for us tomorrow.

I have no idea how to read that.
Ok, gent's , i'm out, gotta finish the jackhammer work tomorrow, and I need sleep!

have a great nite everyone, and welcome phinomenol, see everyone tomorrow night for Fr8’s ckc , later all

Peace
Thanks Daytona

Good night and have a good day tomorrow. Happy jacking

…. Hmmmmm, maybe not the best way to phrase that…. Oh well!

Nothing wrong with that phrase.
All right people

See ya tommorrow, I need some sleep

I am taking the "embarrassing" question down here

Let’s see …

As a high school senior, I threw up all over myself while some girl was moving in to kiss me. She was yucky looking, so I didn’t feel too bad. Still, I felt ashamed.

LOL Did you seem my epic drunk moment?
lol. Yes. I can't picture you doing that
Yeah I can't either. Alcohol is a magical thing.
things just seam so effing rite!
Yeah it did at the moment. Good thing the ex was driving that night.
Well it was all right you won a 200 dollar Target Gift Card.
Yeah it was worth it and that was like circa 1995 so it was worth a lot more back then.
yeah 125.50!
You went the wrong direction.
83.30
Still sliding down the wrong slope.
till i find sum mud fix this hole!
How Yucky on a scale from Jocelyn Wildenstein to Brooklyn Decker?
And Jets fans rejoice!
mortreport Chris Mortensen
The Jets have announced OC Brian Schottenheimer has decided to part ways with the team. #Jets #NFL32
Is it going to be mega-spiteful on Sparano's part if he becomes Jest's offensive coordinator

I am thinking yes.

Not on my behalf.

We tossed him to the yeah. The man’s gotta work. And I haven’t read reports of teams fighting to the death over him.

It’s not like he left Fins for the Jets. And I have not heard him bad mouth us. No foul in my book.

they made phone calls we get there 1 pick!
If teams were fighting over him and he chose the Jets

thats more than enough reason to hate on the guy besides the fact that well, he works for the Jets.

He knows Longs weekpoints!
And apparently

He knows Colombo’s super secret strong points.

invisibility?
How can you not be impressed that a 315 pound man

can just completely vanish?

what's even more amazing

is when he makes the QB disappear as well. He’s the Criss Angel of the NFL

He's amazing!

Just admit it.

I saw him walk throw a glass door!
I wish he would do that

face first lol

Two Signature Moves

1. The Pushover Pivot
Guaranteed to spin out of the way of even the most inept defender

2. The Colombo Sidestep
Named after yours truly, for the defense not quick enough to maneuver the Pushover Pivot and make it look natural, now there is the Colombo Sidestep. He simply moves and lets the defender run frees.

he's an expert at the lookout block

lol

Lol
HHOCAS but that wont happen!
He knows Longs weekpoints!
The Jets currently have no one that could exploit any weakness in Long.
what about Vernon Gholston?

LOL

The current FA?
If FA stands for Fat Ass

then yes

What else would it have meant?
They will rejoice until they hire TS... LOL
Followed by more sadness.
mortreport Chris Mortensen
With Bill Callahan to Cowboys & Brian Schottenheimer leaving, next anticipated #Jets move is hiring former Dolphins coach Tony Sparano as OC
Rex is a laughing stoock!
mortreport Chris Mortensen
Tony Sparano has been first in line for Jets in event of this move, per league sources. Expect an announcement by Wednesday
He does fit their offensive philosophy
Suck and then suck some more?
run the ball 50 times a game

of course sanchez is worse than Henne, so they might never pass the ball.

Yeah it might be their best bet.
I like when Sneeze Cheese passes

Good (bad) things tend to happen

My comment on ESPN:

Hope Nick Folk is well rested.

Here is another one that is good as a Dolphins fan bad if your a Jets fan
mortreport Chris Mortensen
Legendary Cowboys line coach Hudson Houck retires after 29 yrs; Bill Callahan (Jets) wll replace him.

Maybe Tony will take over the OL as well?

Yeah he was a good line coach.
Oh please don't forget your trash

Colombo is all bagged up and waiting. He’d look awesome in Gang Green.

Yes! They thought Wayne Hunter was amazing, just wait!
I liked TS, I really did

but I will have no choice but to hate him if he goes to the Jets, especially where we will be paying him for the next 2 years.

We only have to pay him the difference between what he gets from them and what his contract was for.
So he'll make what about 1 million as OC?

and his HC salary was about 3 million, wasn’t it? So Ross would be paying him 2 million to be the OC for the Jets.

I bet he makes closer to 2 mil in NY.
Henne goes to NY then!
LOL... Henne and sanchez on the same team

new records for most INTs thrown next year.

Don't be surprised

Some of Henne’s best games were against the Jets.

Well sanchez plays 4th Q.!
LOL

Chad does play well in the 1st 3 quarters

LOL That would be funny.
well that's in the chyts then!
We can call it sabotage pay!
holy crap that's depressing
I guess I am not the only one that sees this. lol
seriously..

that is a sad fact. Occupy Joe Robbie

I don't know what the exact figures are/will be

but the bottom line is we will be paying Sparano to work for the Jets.

and once again

the Dolphins find a way to kick me square in the nuts

How is that bad though?

When they finish 6-10, leading the league in FPs, won’t that be worth it?

Barely

0-16, that would be worth it

I'd be more comfortable if he was destroying the Jets

without us still paying his damn salary

but we're paying him to destroy the jets

it’s like he’s a double agent.

here's the part that I dislike
but we’re paying him

why are we paying him? He should be paying us for allowing him to work here for 4 years

Pretty much

but that 2 year extention Ross gave him is the reason.

With a new job the Dolphins pay the difference in salary. So if he was making 3 million as HC and NYJ pay him 1 million as OC we pay him 2 million as the difference.

lol no I got that

I just want to know why he deserves money

Because he has the most emphatic fist pump in the NFL?
That was fast, Wikipedia:
Anthony “Tony” Sparano III (born October 7, 1961) is currently the Offensive Coordinator for the New York Jets.
wonder how the Jets feel about that

Shonn Greene must be counting his money

If he learns how to hold onto the ball.

Lets hope he is the starter again next year.

Lazafare as far as i'm concerned ty!
Bases loaded, 2 outs and Rick Vaughn is coming to the mound...

WINNING!

And now in steps...the Duke!
Here comes the terminator
Major League is a good movie
"Jobu needs a refill!"

SMACK!!!

"We shoulda got a live chicken"
lol. When he sucks during the early part of that game
So ... predictions for tomorrow

Do we get our man, or will we be a runner-up yet again?

We announce Fisher and when GB looses we get our new DC. Also Tony has his annual uncomfortable news conference

but this time its with a different guy he does not like. Rex…………..

I've read that Gregg Williams wants to be Fisher's DC

That’d be just fine with me.

Where is he now?
New Orleans
Yeah I said GB but meant Saints.
can he make a lateral move like that?
His contract is up.
ah ok
IF that happened, you'd never hear another complaint about the Dolphins not blitzing enough

Gregg Williams implements the blitz like it’s going out of style.

he runs a hybrid 4-3 doesn't he?
Yeah, pretty much

He’s also big on safety play, so expect some tidying up in that department if Fisher and Williams do indeed land in Miami.

rookie or vet?
Wilson was indeed a good bick up last draft then!
It's been talked about a lot, so I am going to assume it can indeed be done
If it is a raize yes i'm back beer run!
Hey, late to the party

miss anything (not reading all 700+ comments)?

ArmandoSalguero Armando Salguero
The other shoe to drop on the Jets OC situation is former Dolphins HC Tony Sparano believes he’s getting the job.
What if Miami hired both Schottys?

Marty @ HC and Brian @ OC.

Nah.
I just saw the idea on twitter
ArmandoSalguero Armando Salguero
And there you are: RT @TheJetsStream: Source confirms that Tony Sparano will be the new Jets offensive coordinator. #nyj #Dolphins
lol. Tex, I've never seen anyone go after Twitter like this. You are a natural
Seriously, could he not get a job with any of the other 30 teams?
spite
You think JT got booed when he returned....... at least all Dolphans

still loved JT at heart.

Fuck it. I am done with the Fisher stuff. Too stressful and annoying for me

If he goes to Rams or Raiders, so be it.

yawn @ Fisher
also

for the love of Tebow no 2nd round QB’s!

Do yourself a favour and don't watch the draft

You may end up saving your TV.

I'm telling you

the most likely scenario is trading up to #2 overall and drafting Matt Kalil.. because that is the biggest kick in the balls possible.

I don't think we're even capable of that

Reiff will be just as good as Kalil, IMO, so no need to trade up in order to crush Nick’s dreams when we can do that job with our No.9 pick.

true

but I feel that the trade up will get my hopes up so high.. and then Ireland and his “too-small-for-his-head” face can appear on my tv and shit all over my dreams lol

It sounds like Ireland is on the shortest leash ever

So fear not; he can’t hurt you anymore …

I hate him so much

lol

Really?

Breaking news of the day!

I'm the Adam Schefter of the Phinsider lol
He's too tall

You need another “insider” to imitate

Only one who isn't "too tall" is Costas

and screw Costas. Costas can get it in the butt with the business end of a spatula

It's easy to hate him. He's a twat
totally..

huuuuge douche

I could care less as long as he builds us into a

winning team, like now. If he trades up for RG3 he gets 1-2 year pass IMO.

I think I would stop watching football at that point

but last year when it was announced we traded up to the end of the 2nd round I would have bet a paycheck it was going to be Ryan Mallett, so you never know.

exactly

that was a monster kick to the nads..

So ... we draft second-round-worthy QBs in the first round?
no

either go get Griffin or don’t bother

Interesting
I feel like it's a wasted pick

when you can get stud WR’s, LB’s, DB’s etc etc in the 2nd/3rd round. If we aren’t going to get a franchise caliber QB, I don’t see a reason to take a guy like Weeden or Foles when their ceiling doesn’t reach “franchise” status

First off, no one knows Foles' ceiling right now. The guy could be Roethlisberger 2.0

Or a dud. No one knows.

That said, I’d be waaaaay down with Michael Floyd, Alshon Jeffery or Courtney Upshaw at No.9. Those are splash picks, IMO.

I like Kirkpatrick, but I'd rather get a pure cover guy if given the choice

Kirkpatrick is the kind of player we hoped Sean Smith would be, I think.

exactly

great description, said the same thing last night. 6’1 215, can cover, and is physical as hell

Yeah, I figured he was a Smith-type player when I first read about him

And then I watched Kirkpatrick play last season and realized that no one wanted to get hit by him. He’s a truck, and he’s very good speed for such a physical corner.

yeah I wouldn't be mad at all if we went Impact Skill Player at 9

especially since Griffin and Luck won’t be there at 9. If we want one, we gotta trade up (which I advocate), but I’m not going to be super pissed if we DON’T sell the farm for a QB in this draft. But if we sit at 9 and take a lineman? Headsplosion.

I would love to see Jeffery here with Marshall (because he may also make Marshall expendable for a trade-up next season if needed), or Upshaw/Kirkpatrick from Bama. I’d even be down with trading down a few spots and grabbing Richardson, because he’s going to be a 1500 yard back every single year. If we can drop down and load up with picks, I’d be willing to take him, since I think Daniel Thomas is a dud.

Richardson is going to go top 10, maybe even top 5
maybe

maybe not. Can never tell with RB’s. And if we are targeting a RB, I would love Lamar Miller in the early 2nd if he’s there. He’s a horse

The trade-down scenario for Richardson is a good one

He’s as automatic a franchise back as you’ll see coming out of college, and he’s built to take a shitload of punishment.

Yeah, Lamar should really be a Dolphin
definitely

but no, we got the D-Train who won’t go off his tracks even if the OL is standing on them..

It would be an amazing 1-2 punch with

him and Reggie

You want a comfy environment for a rookie QB?

Richardson and Bush in the backfield and Marshall and Bess out wide is a good start. Insert former NCAA power forward at TE and we are a GO.

Hybred at best!
Trent Richardson is a hybrid human/Predator

he’s what Reggie Bush would look like if Reggie started taking 8 concurrent steroid cycles at the age of 12 and never stopped lol

Recruit Lebron to play TE? lol
yes!

except he needs to win some titles with the Heat. How about Blake Griffin?

He'll be too old for the NFL by then

Play 5 years for the Dolphins being an All-Pro for 5 years then go back to the Heat.

no I want him to stay on the Heat lol
Has that every worked !
Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders did it with football and baseball

nobody has played pro football and basketball though.. Tony Gonzalez was the closest I think, played NBA D-League

Zalas is a freak!
he really is

he was the first Basketball – to – football convert too wasn’t he?

Lebron played football in HS

So it’s not like he never played before.

he looks like a created player in Madden

with cheat codes. His legs are disgusting. The guy squats 450, but only because they won’t let him do more..

Welcome, buzz killington
lol what buzz?
well i did have one!
lol I will never wreck that kind of buzz
No the trees still standing ty!
Are we still going?
Going? Where are we going?
straight to hell?
Is that posible were still alive!
we'll find a way
Tebow promased we wood get to see him in the SB first!
Tebow wins a Super Bowl

I’m a believer lol

Thats what i said back to church on a regular basis also!
yup

I couldn’t believe that they won on an 80 yard pass… but I also fully expected it to happen lol

there defence stop a hobbled ben !
that defense is serious

top tier pass rushing duo in Dooooomervil and Miller

Miller is a beast

Thought he would be good but didn’t think he would be this good, this fast!

he reminds me of Wake

just such an athletic freak

is there any line backer to take early in the draft!
Kuechley or Burfict
Don't try and drag me with you.
with me?

I’m following you!

No you will go first.
you're like 45 years older than me

you’re going first lol

Hey my pond no wake!
So your like negative 4?
...

yes

So your parents are still thinking about making you. Hmmm. Theres still time to intercede.
Where you taking us?
Dairy Queen!
It did get above zero today (32 for you)

So ice cream wouldn’t be that bad. lol

why is it 32 for me?
Well because you're American

and you use Fahrenheit not Celsius. 32 Fahrenheit is 0 Celsius

oh gotcha

thought it was a short joke lol

Give it time
let it marinate a little?

lol

Vontaze Burfict in the second... anyone?
yes?

yes twice?

I have a hard time believing he'll go to the second round after people watch him destroy his pro day/combine stuff

He’s pretty ridiculous.

true story

Sean Spence at some point, please

From what I have read he should

be available in the 3rd, nice to have some local talent besides Carey.

exactly

that’s when I would take him. We need to start taking guys from UM, UF, and FSU.

He's rated 18th by ESPN, not that means much
So how many Phins assistants does Tony try and drag away with him?
Hopefully all of them
LOL From the offense? All of them?
Henne throw for over 400 yds again new england!
I just want the Parcells stink off of us

Nolan gets a pass, but it sounds like he’s gone anyway.

unbelievable that 4 years ago

he was considered by everyone nationally to be this great franchise architect and he was going to turn us around and make us relevant..

thanks asshole

And now hes a Jet. F him! Hes now the enemy!
Remember when he spurned Atlanta for us?

He should’ve stayed there.

I would trade places with ATL 4 years ago

Dimitroff is gooood in the front office

Parcells is?
He's talking about Sparano DeVito
lol confused me

my comment was about BP

Yeah hes gone. Time to start all over yet again.
So ... who's the best Dolphins coaching candidate out there?
of those that we've interviewed?

or overall?

Overall
Carmichael

Chuds, or Perry Fewell

A Bills castaway?
One of the best DC's in football IMO

the Giants are nasty, and he really uses his personnel well

I actually thought he was a good HC in Buffalo

They surrounded him with zero talent and wanted a miracle.

yeah he was the interim guy

and Rooney Rule interview.. never any intentions of giving him that job

Fewell clinched it for me when he realized he could throw four Giants DEs on the line of scrimmage and let them loose

It’s ridiculous to watch.

so awesome

that’s so brilliantly simple

NYPost_Hubbuch Bart Hubbuch
Dolphins never higher than 12th in yards or 15th in points during Sparano’s 3-3/4 years as coach. That inspire you to buy PSLs, Jets fans?
FIST PUMP!!!
FG's!!!!!
kinda funny that Sparano's initials are Special Teams' reversed
I hate that actually employed that asshole for nearly four years
and fans thought he deserved more
end that thought rite mnuw!
lol

I did my best to squash it

We can cut bait for only so long!
lol and I'm the bad guy
Why yes, yes you are!
Well yes but not because of that.
I'm cool with it

if I gotta be the voice for all the fed up fans who don’t come around anymore because they get yelled down at the first hint of a negative thought, so be it.

I am the Negative Ninja

Negative Ninja? Thats not what I call you but I cant say here or I will have to warn myself.
let it rip

I am not easily offended

jk
hahaha come on

you suck

No I was just fucking with you.
watch your mouth!
Bitch.
Jersey slutring!
Yeah Jersey whore that Nicky. Him and his whore mouth.
after hours is getting a bit raunchy!
Yeah did I cross the line of no return?
well this will be erased yes!
No but I can later remove any comments that bother you beav.
Squid?
Squidly didly it is the navy for me!
mullet?
Shad!
Cut grunt?
Patric white shrimp!
Live shrimp are the best. Ballyhoo? For trolling of course.
Old reliable grape-glitter10 inch worm!
I don't know no freshwater fishin
are you surprised?
honestly

yes. I feel like we all watched the same team the last 3 years, and that team sucked. In the playoff hunt up until week 14 in the previous 2, and fold at the end. How is that OK? Start 0-7 and essentially cancel our own season before it begins.. how the hell is THAT ok??

For all those that don't want to trade up for RG3 it must be ok for them
lol Matt Moore is the future!!
I can't believe how many discussions I can have on this topic

How do people not notice Moore is off on a lot of throws? How many times does he have to throw behind Bess before people realize he isn’t an elite QB?

LOL

agreed 100000%

He nearly got him murdered in the last game
In Moore's defense, timing is something you can work on
but it's not always a timing thing.

it’s a location thing. He’s just not accurate enough to put the ball where it needs to be.

Moore is inconsistent

So was Henne, but Moore was better at it. LOL

lol

the only difference was willingness and ability to throw the deep ball.. on short/intermediate throws, they are the same guy.

Moore does throw a decent long ball

it isn’t elite but is very good, you would think a guy that can throw an accurate pass 40 yards could throw an accurate 10 yard pass.

sounds good in theory lol

not always the case. Short accuracy is much more difficult IMO, because you have the tendency to over-aim it, and you have a smaller window to put it. Deep ball accuracy sometimes is just letting it go and your WR runs under it.

Can they use the poison pill again or not!
I doubt you will ever see that again.
I'm pretty sure that wasn't even true for the Welker deal

it’s one of those accepted non-facts.. like Michael Jordan getting cut from his high school

what this is news his son did i thought!
I don't think so..

his son is pretty good.. not his dad, but pretty good on his own.

Give him sum practic time he'll be ok err elite!
I know

I booed him raucously after that pass. Bess is one of my favorite players, and he’s been forced to be an acrobat thanks to the shitshow of QB’s we’ve had out there throwing to him. I’m surprised he hasn’t sustained more injuries

And Bess gets shit on because he doesn't have great YAC

If the QB’s lead him a little better he would. Even Henne was better at the 10 yard pass to Bess.

I still believe Bess is more talented than Welker

more speed, same quickness, better hands, much better catch radius, similar route running and YAC ability..

the difference? Welker has Brady hitting him in the right spots at the right times, and Bess has Henne/Moore trying to get him killed.

and then Bess would go play in GB or somewhere

become a Pro Bowler and fans will moan and groan about how we let another player get away. All the while missing the obvious answer to the question.

It's not

Sparano sucked. I hope he destroys the Jets’ offense. Oh wait …

we know one thing

their kicker is going to the Hall

well it's always everyone else's fault

Henning, Ireland, Colombo… it’s never Sparano’s or Henne’s fault.

unbelievable how that works

Henne isn’t bad.. 4 seconds in the pocket isn’t enough.

I thought that comment/fanpost I wrote would help solve that issue

Great play call, good protection, great double move… and Henne underthrows it for an INT. No QB worth his salt makes that bad of a pass… NONE. Yet, it still gets an excuse.

Why are fans so afraid to draft a QB?

no idea

I mean, it’s like Peyton Manning and Aaron Rodgers and Philip Rivers etc etc etc don’t exist, only Ryan Leaf, Jamarcus Russell, and Tom Brady. That’s the only QB’s ever.

It’s amazing to me that the two QB’s in Dolphins history with Super Bowls were first round picks.. and NONE of the other QB’s were… and yet we don’t want to take a first round QB…

Maddening.

It's a good track record so far

2 1st round QB’s and 2 HoF QB’s, time to make it 3 out of 3. lol

agreed lol
but RG3 isn't a pocket passing QB

and like one of the aruments against him on the ESPN blog is “no black QB had ever won a Super Bowl and never will”.

Junk…… like another ESPN poster said “I have not seen one person come up with an intellectual reason to not draft RG3”

LOL... they must have forgotten Doug Williams
Someone brought that argument up

and the answer was something dumb like:

“It was Joe somebody that got them there”

The person was a racist bigot

there is no reason not to

Short accuracy – check
deep accuracy – double check
pocket awareness – check
mobility in and around the pocket – check
running ability – super check
poise, feel for the moment – check check
intelligence – extra check
character – check
leadership – check
arm strength – forceful check..

am I forgetting anything?

He has cool hair?
fly check
its from a rabid ointment he uses!
We will have to trade up

thus mortgaging the future of the franchise forever. Plus we can get a guy in the 3rd and develop him while he sits behind Moore for a year.

Just preparing you.

lol how exactly does next year's first rounder

destroy our future? forever? I hate this blog hahaha

Forever you mean next years draft?
we may be able to trade twice this year get good comp.!
It's going to take 4 first rounders to trade up

because that’s what they are asking. And every good consumer knows that you ALWAYS pay the asking price.

lol

sometimes you pay above sticker price.. just in case

Where is that written?
where is what written?
It’s going to take 4 first rounders to trade up because that’s what they are asking
I'm being facetious

I’m replying using every possible excuse anyone can use to avoid trading up for Griffin.

Ah my bad
I think we can trade up cheaper than most expect
I agree

Look at Atlanta and the NYJ’s moving up to 5 & 6 from 17 and 27, I would give that in a heartbeat to move from 8/9 to 2/3

But some will complain regardless
Yeah

but who really cares, by week 7 they will be the ones saying: “see I said all along RG3 would be worth trading up for”.

Oh no they won't...

They will get called out for that mess.

I am sure

some will try and get away with it

yup

you know there will still be people out there, when we are 7-0 with the best offense in the league, saying shit like:
“Wait until he gets hurt, he’s so small, he’s like Pat White, one hit and we are screwed”

"But we have Matt Moore"
his confidence is ruined

he should’ve been the starter, but instead some rookie came in and the coaches just gave him the job.. it wasn’t even a fair competition.

So he's unprofessional

He’s a whiny little baby that pouts because he doesn’t get his way. He will in no way want to go out and prove them wrong, or try to impress the next team to give him a shot.

it's the coaches fault

how can we expect Matt Moore to command the huddle when the coaches have treated him so badly?

LOL... amazing
I mean...

it’s so easy to make terrible factless arguments

We just covered half of a week 9 game thread... LOL
basically

only missing the 35 individual “MARSHALL!!!” comments lol

So sad but true

Let them be miserable I’ll enjoy the season

I love the

“he’s a bust” comments.. then the guy disappears

Best comments ever
I think its funny

people just know QB X will be a bust, but still won’t give up on Henne, even after a pro track record.

if we give up 4 #1 picks I want Luck & dont care if he gets killed flying down here to join the team!
I'd be a little peeved if that happened lol

but I’m in on trading 4 #1’s for Luck

well i dont mean that but i want the best!
agreed

although I’m seriously starting to come around on Griffin being the top QB in this class

It's like QB 1 and QB 1A
lol

and it’s not like we can’t make a New England-esque trade and get a future first for a guy…

no.. that’s impossible.. nobody has ever done that

What do we have to lose?

Are they afraid that we will draft one and they bust? If so, we are no worse off than we are now. Was drafting Henne any worse than drafting Ryan Leaf? Sure, Henne may have better numbers, but he still didn’t win and didn’t change the franchise. So how is that different?

oh because it was a worthless 2nd rounder

and since we never land a good 2nd rounder, the pick was worthless anyway

LOL... I absolutely LOVE that argument

“So if it’s a worthless second rounder, then you should have no trouble using it to trade up to get a real QB right?”

It’s more like they are worried about ending up on one of those “top 10 busts ever” lists.

better to never make a list ever

because we don’t matter. at all.

Our Qb throws over 400yds & our defence takes a chyt on the field no time out what the hell was that mismanage time every game!
Interesting tweet:
mortreport Chris Mortensen
RT @jrniemeyer: Mularkey solid hire? Did u watch inept Falcons offense last gm? >McCarthy was 31st offense in SF & 4-12 when Pack hired him
lol

so because it worked once, it will always work?

Tom Brady Syndrome

Maybe getting rid of Mularkey is the key to getting Matt Ryan to the next level of quarterbacking

He’s outrageously talented and smart, so something has to give here.

Or maybe Ryan will continue to be overrated.
Yeah, I don't get that guy
Honestly, though, that guy would've been beaten to death in Miami. We couldn't have given him half of what he was set up with in Atlanta

Too bad, because we obviously need the franchise guy under center.

I mean he is ok but he was ok out of the gate leading you to believe he would be really good. He has remained

just ok all this time. Meh………..

that might be coaching

the talent was there, we all saw it in year 1… and he hasn’t progressed. But the tools are there, and you see more often than not that he’s a top tier QB… except in the playoffs.

I don't buy that you see a top tier QB ever. Just average. Maybe the top end of the middle of the pack guys.
He's had a collection of VERY good games in his career
Yeah and? Consistency is the sign of a top tier QB.
I didn't he was a top tier QB

I said you see him play like a top tier QB

You can say that about a lot of average to below average guys.
not exactly lol

not in the amount that Ryan has. Henne has one game like that a year. Ryan has had like 6-8 every year. And a bunch more where he manages the game and rides the run game to a win. There is a reason that team is a contender every year, and it starts with him.

Meh. I have seen that act before. Dallas has one of those as well.
Dallas isn't in the playoffs very often either..
Yeah but he is equal. They just have the worst secondary in the NFL right now.

If not for that they win their division this year for sure.

Maybe

but Ryan is in the playoffs again.. 3rd year out of 4. Romo has made the playoffs once out of the last 4..

They won a SB Recently well!
I agree

Atlanta isn’t that talented to overcome shitty QB play to have 3 playoff appearances in 4 years and 4 winning records in 4 years.

The theory about Matt Ryan is pretty interesting

And it applies to a lot of pro-style QBs: some quarterbacks just reach their ceiling early on. Matt Ryan may very well be one of those guys. Hell, Barkley could turn out the same way.

Yeah. You never know.
good point

about pro-style QB’s. Sometimes that maximizes their talent in college, and they don’t have anywhere to go up.

could be

He should be so much better than he is in the playoffs.. then again, we were saying the same things about the Manning brothers..

gregaiello Greg Aiello
by mortreport Good nugget: For first time, Divisional Playoff weekend will feature 4 Super Bowl MVP QBs – Brady, Brees, Eli, and ARodge.
wait..

you’re saying QB play is integral to winning? GTFOH!

No serious

It’s not just an elite OL that you need to win!

forget MVP QB's..

who are the Franchise LT’s in the playoffs right now?

Jake Long and Joe Thomas are in the playoffs right?
Fantasy Football Playoffs maybe
lol because a Top LT is a fantasy cornerstone

forget RB2, I need a better LT

Meant they might be playing Fantasy Football...... lol
LT in the playoffs?

Jeff Backus……. oh wait you said elite LT in the playoffs right now. lol

lol I don't think I can name a LT left in the playoffs

Michael Oher?

He's RT

Try again

Here are a few:

Chad Clifton, Jermon Bushrod, Matt Light, Ryan Clady, Will Beatty started the season for the Giants, but I think he’s injured, Joe Staley, Michael Oher, and Duane Brown.

Matt Light is still playing?

I thought they had the revolving rookie door at OT

Unless he's injured, he starts at LT
really thought they were going with that tag-team..

that must be the RT spot.

hmm.

I think Light is a FA next year

and Solder will be his replacement.

Nate Solder

say it with me guys.

Corner.
Stone.

Doesn't really matter to them

They have Brady and hie heir apparent, Mallett.

I love the argument for beating Brady

“all you have to do is blitz him because his line isn’t that good”

except once he figures out where you are coming from.. 40-burger

Best way to beat Brady is a beastly standard pass rush

Generate pressure with your line and forget the blitz.

yup

but you also have to win the battle at the LOS with Welker. Because even if you bring pressure, if he can win on the short routes, Brady will shred you

IMO, the ideal way to beat the Pats

would be to have three very good man coverage CBs, a safety and linebacker that can cover TEs, and a good 4 man pass rush.

If you had that, you could pretty much stay in a 4-2 front the entire game and stay in it.

so basically

you’re saying.. the best way to beat NE is to a) have a historically great defense, and b) score a lot.

got it.

LOL... yes
I hate Tom Brady

and his beiber-do

You and him have that whole love hate thing going on.
it is an intense jealousy-fueled rage
So its not sexual in nature?
Or go all Bernard Pollard

on Tom Brady

even that's not a sure thing

non-Brady Pats go 11-5 lol

We can win the division if they go 11-5; 13-3

not so much. lol

Matt Light is not bad

Duane Brown is the highest rated LT left according to PFF.

He's a Franchise Centerpiece

No need for a QB on that team

You know who rated worse than Colombo by PFF?

Marshall Newhouse who started 12 games at LT and 2 at RT for GB, he played a 100 less snaps than Colombo did.

Yeah, but who cares about facts?
No one rational that's for sure.
could it be

that Rodgers is a) mobile, b) able to get the ball out of his hand on time, and c) awesome?

No, it's all his OL
and his HOF WR's like Donald Driver and James Jones...

and don’t forget Tom Crabtree

Thats 36 year old Donald Driver to you!
oh sorry

and Greg Jenning.. the man who put da team on his back do’ once in Madden

I'll leave you with one we could of had Tim Tebow!
HARTLINE!!!!
If only we had someone that could hit him in stride.
not like it matters

his stride stops once the ball gets there lol

LOL
seriously

he leaves more YAC on the field than anyone I’ve ever seen

Alright folks... I'm out!

later ya’ll

Out soon as well

Cheers mate!

yeah let's wrap this one up

I gotta get to bed

Yeah later guys

I am sure I will have a 3 year old saying “daddy get up, the sun is up” in about 4 or 5 hours. lol

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